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Sukochi replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 6:38 AM | Locked

A belly laff is the best way to start the day.

Here is one I read recently. Excuse me if I don't get it right.....or if I read it here.

A grandmother came downstairs to find that her little grandson had fixed her coffee. She choked it down only to discover there was a plastic army man in the bottom. She asked her grandson why it was there, and he said............."Grandma, the best way of waking up is a soldier in your cup."

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Sheila replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 7:34 AM | Locked

LaJuan Sukochi Lee:

A belly laff is the best way to start the day.

 

Too True, Sukochi! I'd heard that one but it's always good for a smile. Here's another one that has stuck with me over the years.

When you see that person that makes you cringe headed your way, imagine them nude. It's sure to bring a smile to your face!

 

 

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Marsha-SM replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 8:00 AM | Locked

Kris:
Notice the leg pushing on my computer. And here's the face:

Kris, love the innocent face -- "I'm not the one kicking the computer!"  Just like the child in the back seat of the car --  "I'm not kicking the seat!"

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Nana replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 9:58 AM | Locked

Kris

aww gee Mom I'm not doing anything to your stinkin ole' computer........

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Marie replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 10:03 AM | Locked

LaJuan Sukochi Lee:
"Grandma, the best way of waking up is a soldier in your cup."

Tooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kris replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 5:30 PM | Locked

LaJuan Sukochi Lee:
"Grandma, the best way of waking up is a soldier in your cup."

Good one Sukochi.

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Marie replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 5:51 PM | Locked

Maggie loved it!

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Ginny replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 6:27 PM | Locked

Love the card, Maggie. 

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Margaret Weber replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 6:48 PM | Locked

Maggie, Love the card.

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gini replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 7:35 PM | Locked

very cute, maggie

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gini replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 8:38 PM | Locked

Revision of 60s songs...

 

 

 

They just don't make the songs like they used to any more!!!!!!!

 

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday. They include:

 

Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr - I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip

Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba - Denture Queen

Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again

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Sukochi replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 8:51 PM | Locked

gini:

Revision of 60s songs...

 

 

 

They just don't make the songs like they used to any more!!!!!!!

 

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday. They include:

 

Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash

Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker

Ringo Starr - I Get By With A Little Help From Depends

The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip

Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face

Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now.

Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver

The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom

Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade Of Hair

Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping

The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone

Abba - Denture Queen

Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore

Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To

And Last but NOT least...

Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again

Gini, this is so funny.  And I can relate to evey one of those. I will sing the Willie Nelson one everytime DH goes to sit on the throne and read. We now call it the library.

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Maggie replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 9:23 PM | Locked

Gini, very funny.  I can identify with several of them.

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Nana replied on Thu, Oct 20 2011 9:41 PM | Locked

Gini

OMGosh....ROTFLOL.   And I remember each of the originals.

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