A belly laff is the best way to start the day.
Here is one I read recently. Excuse me if I don't get it right.....or if I read it here.
A grandmother came downstairs to find that her little grandson had fixed her coffee. She choked it down only to discover there was a plastic army man in the bottom. She asked her grandson why it was there, and he said............."Grandma, the best way of waking up is a soldier in your cup."
LaJuan Sukochi Lee: A belly laff is the best way to start the day.
Too True, Sukochi! I'd heard that one but it's always good for a smile. Here's another one that has stuck with me over the years.
When you see that person that makes you cringe headed your way, imagine them nude. It's sure to bring a smile to your face!
Kris:Notice the leg pushing on my computer. And here's the face:
Kris, love the innocent face -- "I'm not the one kicking the computer!" Just like the child in the back seat of the car -- "I'm not kicking the seat!"
Marsha - Western New York
Kris
aww gee Mom I'm not doing anything to your stinkin ole' computer........
Vinton, Virginia
LaJuan Sukochi Lee:"Grandma, the best way of waking up is a soldier in your cup."
Tooooooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Millbury, MA
Good one Sukochi.
Hope this comes through--Its a great Halloween Card.
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Maggie loved it!
Love the card, Maggie.
Maggie, Love the card.
Margaret
very cute, maggie
gini in north idaho
Revision of 60s songs...
They just don't make the songs like they used to any more!!!!!!!
Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday. They include:
Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash
Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker
Ringo Starr - I Get By With A Little Help From Depends
The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip
Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face
Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now.
Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver
The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom
Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade Of Hair
Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping
The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone
Abba - Denture Queen
Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall
Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore
Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To
And Last but NOT least...
Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again
gini: Revision of 60s songs... They just don't make the songs like they used to any more!!!!!!! Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their hits with new lyrics to accommodate aging baby boomers who can remember doing the "Limbo" as if it were yesterday. They include: Bobby Darin - Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' A Flash Herman's Hermits - Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Walker Ringo Starr - I Get By With A Little Help From Depends The Bee Gees - How Can You Mend A Broken Hip Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face Johnny Nash - I Can't See Clearly Now. Paul Simon - Fifty Ways To Lose Your Liver The Commodores - Once, Twice, Three Times To The Bathroom Procol Harem - A Whiter Shade Of Hair Leo Sayer - You Make Me Feel Like Napping The Temptations - Papa's Got A Kidney Stone Abba - Denture Queen Tony Orlando - Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall Helen Reddy - I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore Leslie Gore---It's My Procedure, And I'll Cry If I Want To And Last but NOT least... Willie Nelson ---On the Commode Again
Gini, this is so funny. And I can relate to evey one of those. I will sing the Willie Nelson one everytime DH goes to sit on the throne and read. We now call it the library.
Gini, very funny. I can identify with several of them.
Gini
OMGosh....ROTFLOL. And I remember each of the originals.