Patti: here's another bear one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPZNjtODzFI
here's another bear one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPZNjtODzFI
Holy crap Patti. LOL
gini: http://www.godvine.com/Young-Girls-Sing-Amazing-Grace-fb-gv-2785.html
http://www.godvine.com/Young-Girls-Sing-Amazing-Grace-fb-gv-2785.html
Absolutely beautiful Gini. Thanks for sharing. That made me feel good.
Thank you, Patti. Everyone's prayers are so appreciated . Hopefully we will get both of them through this with no lasting problems. Ginny
Gini, I liked the young girls singing Amazing Grace. Very talented. Then I went on to view Amazing Grace at Walmart, that was impressive too. Amazing Grace is probably my most favorite religious song. Thanks for directing us there. Ginny
I didn't talk to her yesterday, but I know she went in for another non stress test on the baby. I don't know anything because her SO took her in , not my daughter, but they would have called me if she went back into the hospital. I am going to call her this afternoon to get the latest. I think I will actually have the baby's quilt finished by then. Just have to finish handsewing the binding on. That is difficult because the weather is doing a number on my hands right now. Ginny
Thanks for the prayers, Kris. Ginny
Marge and Rhonnie, good ones!
Millbury, MA
Well, I guess its time to post February's model.
Marie, he looks a little old for you don't you think. I do like the quilt though.
Marie
Not real interested in that model but the quilt is gorgeous.
Vinton, Virginia
LOL.
Well good for the calendar publisher for putting in a retired fireman. And good for him for being brave enough to do this! Somehow the appeal has been lost for me, though....
On the banks of the Mississippi River in north central Minnesota (Brainerd lakes area)
Click to show quoted text HELLO, OPERATOR ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!!Actual call center conversations! Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?'Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?'Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.'Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Samsung ElectronicsCaller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'Operator: 'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- RAC Motoring ServicesCaller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?'Operator: 'Does the policy name give you a clue?' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe )'If I register my car in France , and then take it to England ,do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Directory EnquiriesCaller: 'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please'Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?'Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'Caller: 'Yes.. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland ...' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: 'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'Customer: 'OK..'Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'Customer: 'No.'Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'Customer: 'No.'Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Tech Support: 'OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?' Customer: 'Wow! How can you see my screen from there?' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it.So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department.............. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.(Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .'Operator: 'What sort of trouble?'Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'Operator: 'Went away?'Caller: 'They disappeared'Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'Caller: 'Nothing.'Operator: 'Nothing??'Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'Caller: 'How do I tell?'Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type..'Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator?'Caller: 'What's a monitor?'Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'Caller: 'I don't know.'Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'Opera tor: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall..Caller: 'Yes, it is.'Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? 'Caller: 'No.'Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer..'Caller: 'I can't reach.'Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'Caller: 'No...'Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?'Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.'Operator: 'Dark?'Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.'Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'Caller: 'I can't..'Operator: 'No? Why not?'Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?'Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet..'Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'Operator: 'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer!' Millbury, MA | Post Points: 20
HELLO, OPERATOR
ANOTHER CHAPTER OF "THEY WALK AMONG US AND REPRODUCE!!Actual call center conversations!
Customer: 'I've been calling 700-1000 for two days and can't get through; can you help?'Operator: 'Where did you get that number, sir?'Customer: 'It's on the door of your business.'Operator: 'Sir, those are the hours that we are open.'
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Samsung ElectronicsCaller: 'Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?'Operator: 'I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about.'Caller: 'On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?'Operator: 'I think it means the telephone plug on the wall.'
RAC Motoring ServicesCaller: 'Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me when I am traveling in Australia ?'Operator: 'Does the policy name give you a clue?'
Caller (enquiring about legal requirements while traveling in Europe )'If I register my car in France , and then take it to England ,do I have to change the steering wheel to the other side of the car?'
Directory EnquiriesCaller: 'I'd like the number of the Argo Fish Bar, please'Operator: 'I'm sorry, there's no listing. Are you sure that the spelling is correct?'Caller: 'Well, it used to be called the Bargo Fish Bar but the 'B' fell off.'
Then there was the caller who asked for a knitwear company in Woven.Operator: 'Woven? Are you sure?'Caller: 'Yes.. That's what it says on the label -- Woven in Scotland ...'
On another occasion, a man making heavy breathing sounds from a phone box told a worried operator: 'I haven't got a pen, so I'm steaming up the window to write the number on.'
Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.'Customer: 'OK..'Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?'Customer: 'No.'Tech Support: 'OK. Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?'Customer: 'No.'Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?'Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.'
Tech Support: 'OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?'
Customer: 'Wow! How can you see my screen from there?'
Caller: 'I deleted a file from my PC last week and I just realized that I need it.So, if I turn my system clock back two weeks will I get my file back again?'
This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department.............. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.(Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .'Operator: 'What sort of trouble?'Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'Operator: 'Went away?'Caller: 'They disappeared'Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'Caller: 'Nothing.'Operator: 'Nothing??'Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'Caller: 'How do I tell?'Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type..'Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator?'Caller: 'What's a monitor?'Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'Caller: 'I don't know.'Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'Opera tor: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall..Caller: 'Yes, it is.'Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? 'Caller: 'No.'Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer..'Caller: 'I can't reach.'Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'Caller: 'No...'Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?'Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.'Operator: 'Dark?'Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.'Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'Caller: 'I can't..'Operator: 'No? Why not?'Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?'Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet..'Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'Operator: 'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer!'
Bonita, you're right about that but maybe he has a young spirit like I do so give him a chance will ya? : )