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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Sun, Sep 2 2012 3:36 PM | Locked
OOPS! :o)
 
 
There was a bit of confusion at the grocery store this morning.  When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."

 

Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as he had instructed.

 

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that he was referring to my credit card.

 

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

 

They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

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Nana replied on Sun, Sep 2 2012 3:37 PM | Locked

Marge too funny.

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Ramona replied on Sun, Sep 2 2012 3:48 PM | Locked

Marge,

This is such a perfect analogy. Now if we could just follow through with this in the coming election.  Wouldn't that be great! Clean house and start over.

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SummerBreeze replied on Sun, Sep 2 2012 3:57 PM | Locked

LOLROF.  Too funny! You go girl!

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Debbie-do replied on Sun, Sep 2 2012 5:25 PM | Locked

Good ones, Marge!

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Kris replied on Sun, Sep 2 2012 6:01 PM | Locked

Marie:
It is actually an HP Printer and Evian Water commercial. 

I think this was a Superbowl commercial. These cute babies had a series of them.

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Kris replied on Sun, Sep 2 2012 6:03 PM | Locked

Marge (AKA Dimples):
ALL of the monkeys need to be REPLACED AT THE SAME TIME.

Wonderful analogy. LOL.

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Kris replied on Sun, Sep 2 2012 6:08 PM | Locked

Marge (AKA Dimples):
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!

ROFLOL. Good one.

I liked the "simple Truth" slide show as well.

Thanks Marge.

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Marie replied on Sun, Sep 2 2012 6:15 PM | Locked

Marge I read this before but never got to see a video of it, thanks for sending, I'm a visual person and this means more to me than just the words.  Will be sending to all my children and friends.

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Marie replied on Sun, Sep 2 2012 6:18 PM | Locked

Marge (AKA Dimples):
OOPS! :o)

Too funny Marge, love it!

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chocake2 replied on Mon, Sep 3 2012 2:57 PM | Locked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jwkpd2nAto&feature=youtu.be

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chocake2 replied on Mon, Sep 3 2012 3:06 PM | Locked

Marie we just watched the HP commercial. I had Sprout sitting on my lap. You should have seen his face...PRICELESS!!  I'm not sure if he was thinking "You mean I ain't the only baby in the world?" Or..."Gee, How do they do that stuff? I can't do that stuff." But he was totally enthralled.

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chocake2 replied on Mon, Sep 3 2012 3:52 PM | Locked

Barbara:

Oh I use those mates to the lost sock for dust rags and such. Mine don't go to waste,or get lonely..

 Once upon a time I convinced the kids that it was great fun to play "dirty Sox" ... They each got one of Daddy's lonely socks put over their hand, Then I sprayed them with Pledge, lined up the kids and on the count of three they had to dust everything they could find in 5 minutes. The one who came back with the dirtiest sock won...     *sigh* Now they are older and they're onto me.

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Leslie replied on Mon, Sep 3 2012 5:38 PM | Locked

CC, too funny

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Marie replied on Mon, Sep 3 2012 5:42 PM | Locked

CC, that video was awesome, thanks for sharing.

Glad Sprout enjoyed the commercial, hope he doesn't decide to try those moves in his crib tonight.  : )

Heck CC, wish I had thought about the sock game when my kids were young.

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