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Patti replied on Mon, Dec 24 2012 10:19 PM | Locked

Bonita. love the cop stories.   And Gini, maybe I will have to get a hula hoop.  Looks like good exercise.  By the time I got that good, I would need to buy some new clothes as my current ones wouldn't fit.

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Debbie-do replied on Tue, Dec 25 2012 12:34 AM | Locked

MNnancy:

Debbie-do:
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."  "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams...  (pg 32)

Debbie, I emailed this to my pastor, and he read it in church today.  He, he!

 Oh how priceless!  I hope it went over well :o)

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gini replied on Wed, Dec 26 2012 10:40 AM | Locked

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_v7QrIW0zY&feature=youtu.be

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Patti replied on Wed, Dec 26 2012 11:06 AM | Locked

Great video. Gini.   I'll have to share that one. 

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Kris replied on Wed, Dec 26 2012 8:35 PM | Locked

Great videos, stories and jokes everyone. Pat Ann and I are here at work cracking up.

If you like kittens check out Kay Mackenzie's "Cavalcade of Kittens".

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MNnancy replied on Wed, Dec 26 2012 9:40 PM | Locked

Sweet kitties!  I have a cousin who fosters kittens, too.  I wonder if Pickles would put up with guest kitties.


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Bev replied on Wed, Dec 26 2012 10:22 PM | Locked

MNnancy:

 

OMG, who thinks of these things???

 

 

Don't know who thought of it but I would love to have one to set up when company comes just for the laughs. 

  from TN

 

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Kris replied on Thu, Dec 27 2012 12:57 AM | Locked

MNnancy:
I wonder if Pickles would put up with guest kitties.

I know Orca would not stand for any new kitties here. In any case I'm not sure I'll be able to give them back.

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Patti replied on Thu, Dec 27 2012 7:46 AM | Locked

Kris:
If you like kittens check out Kay Mackenzie's "Cavalcade of Kittens"

Watching this, I realized how much I miss having cats.   But DH is allergic and he is a keeper.

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Marie replied on Thu, Dec 27 2012 10:01 AM | Locked

Subject: Drinking & Driving

 

A good reminder for the Holidays:

At this time of the year, when the roadblocks come up with great
regularity, I would like to share a personal experience about drinking
and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have
had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an
occasional social session over the years.

A couple of nights ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had
a couple of cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well
I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never
done before - I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police road
block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past.

I arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise, as I
have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got it or what
to do with it now that it's in my garage.

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Nana replied on Thu, Dec 27 2012 11:09 AM | Locked

Marie

Too funny.  Don't you go taking no cabs now...ROFLOL

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Leslie replied on Thu, Dec 27 2012 12:22 PM | Locked

Marie, very funny

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weezee56 replied on Thu, Dec 27 2012 2:11 PM | Locked

Marie:
A good reminder for the Holidays:
I really like this one.

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Kris replied on Thu, Dec 27 2012 5:52 PM | Locked

Marie:
I took a cab home.

I love it Marie. Good one.

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Bonita replied on Thu, Dec 27 2012 7:08 PM | Locked

Marie , borrow a cab, great way to enhance your retirement account. Drive carefully.

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