Oh, that is bad Marge.
Life is like a quilt...bits & pieces, joy & sorrow, stitched with love
Shadowland is cool. Thanks for the video Marie.
Good one Marge.
Thanks for posting Clare.
Pics are missing but it's still funny.
Two brooms were hanging in the closet and after a while they got to know each other so well, they decided to get married. One broom was, of course, the bride broom, the other the groom broom. The bride broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom broom was handsome and suave in his tuxedo. The wedding was lovely. After the wedding, at the wedding dinner, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, 'I think I am going to have a little whisk broom!' 'IMPOSSIBLE !' said the groom broom. Now are you ready for this? Brace yourself; this is going to hurt! !! !! !
'WE HAVEN'T EVEN SWEPT TOGETHER!' ............
.............. Oh for goodness sake... Laugh, or at least groan.Life's too short not to enjoy... Even these silly....little cute............. And clean jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds to me like.........she's been sweeping around!!!
Good one Marge!
Loved them Clare!
Starting the day with smiles again. Thanks Marge.
Thanks for the chuckle.
Oh Marie, that was a groaner...
you guys are cracking me up, mr soupuss even laughed at the brooms.
gini in north idaho
That is so funny, I just had to read it to my DH. We both got a good laugh .
Marge that really cracked me up & it's already doing the rounds of my family & friends
Keep them coming....
CUTE AND FUNNY FACTS If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it..)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Don't try this at home ; maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Honey, I'm home .. What the...?)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm.......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (Okay, so that would be a good thing..)
A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out. Why doesn't the government spend some $$ figuring out how to cross a pig and a lion??Then in my next life, I could come back as a lion pig!! Not a lying pig, we already have them, they are called politicians!!!!)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that, too.)
Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)
gini:If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
I should have marketed my hubby, we could be retired and living high on the hog now... :)