that cheeseburger one is too funny.
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the
couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the
aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?!" she asked. "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in- law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed."This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained."Love dress? But you're naked!""Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained."
It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress,
he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.
He can't get enough of me" The mother-in-law left.When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best
perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on
the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband
came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. "What are you doing?" he asked."This is my love dress," she whispered sensually."Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
Thanks for the laugh Momshobby!
That's exactly what would happen in my house. LOL
Debbie - what sweet doggie / kitty pictures!
I can't remember if I saw this here the first time or in my email. If was here I appologize but WOW this lady can dance!
Southwest of San Antonio
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night." She
said, "Aye, did ye now? And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to
spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife." "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. The
next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the
other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." She said,
"Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only
been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by
the ears to make
him come, and the other time he fell asleep".
Marge, you have sam and I both in stitches
gini in north idaho
Good one Marge.
LOL Marge. I love the church video.
OMG! ROFLOL momshobby! I think mine needs ironing, too. But I don't have anyone to see it, so it doesn't really matter.
Is it really bad that I could soooo picture my mom & step-grandma in that situation?