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Kris replied on Mon, Apr 16 2012 10:53 PM | Locked

Debbie,

that cheeseburger one is too funny.

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momshobby777 replied on Wed, Apr 18 2012 9:35 AM | Locked

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.  

She knocked on the door then immediately walked in.  
She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the  

couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the

aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?!" she asked.
"I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the
  daughter-in- law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she
 explained."

It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress,

he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end.

He can't get enough of me"

The mother-in-law left.

When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best

perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic  CD, and lay on

the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband

came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress," she whispered sensually.

"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

 

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Patti replied on Wed, Apr 18 2012 10:45 AM | Locked

Thanks for the laugh Momshobby!

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Karla replied on Wed, Apr 18 2012 10:47 AM | Locked

That's exactly what would happen in my house.  LOL

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Kris replied on Thu, Apr 19 2012 5:50 PM | Locked

LOL Momshobby.

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Thu, Apr 19 2012 7:10 PM | Locked

Debbie - what sweet doggie / kitty pictures! 

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Debbie-do replied on Sat, Apr 21 2012 9:33 AM | Locked

I can't remember if I saw this here the first time or in my email.  If was here I appologize but WOW this lady can dance!

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=8LOdmka4_90

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Debbie-do replied on Sat, Apr 21 2012 12:23 PM | Locked

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Sun, Apr 22 2012 5:27 PM | Locked
 

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night.

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."

She said, "Aye, did ye now? And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Sun, Apr 22 2012 5:29 PM | Locked
 
 
A pastor had this put together for their church in Burbank , California . HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

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gini replied on Sun, Apr 22 2012 9:17 PM | Locked

Marge, you have sam and I both in stitches

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Margaret Weber replied on Mon, Apr 23 2012 12:43 PM | Locked

Good one Marge.

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Kris replied on Mon, Apr 23 2012 3:35 PM | Locked

LOL Marge. I love the church video.

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Susie replied on Mon, Apr 23 2012 4:22 PM | Locked

OMG!  ROFLOL momshobby!  I think mine needs ironing, too.  But I don't have anyone to see it, so it doesn't really matter. 

Is it really bad that I could soooo picture my mom & step-grandma in that situation?

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