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KATHY replied on Fri, Oct 21 2011 7:55 PM | Locked

roflol!

 

happy quilting!

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Kris replied on Fri, Oct 21 2011 8:19 PM | Locked

Bella:
Hollywood Squares lols: 

I love these. That show was awesome.

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gini replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 1:47 AM | Locked

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Sukochi replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 7:51 AM | Locked

Gini, this is too funny. Thanks for the belly laff first thing this morning. Always brightens the day.

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Marie replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 9:54 AM | Locked

Gini too funny sure brought a smile to my face as well.

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Thea replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 9:56 AM | Locked

Gini - very cute  - wonder how any of us turned out okay!

 

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Marsha-SM replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 10:01 AM | Locked

Althea :

Gini - very cute  - wonder how any of us turned out okay!

Are we REALLY OKAY?  We are adults that play with FABRIC and SHARP THINGS!

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Marie replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 10:38 AM | Locked

Too funny Marsha, you are absolutely right though.  When I'm not sewing I'm in there fondling my fabrics or worse still I go to my lqs and fondle theirs!

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Sukochi replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 10:51 AM | Locked

When I go into the LQS, first I go wash my hands, then fondle the fabric.  I would hate for me to get someting from the last  place i had been to get on that fabric. I typically go in there after I eat luunch out someplace. I could just see a big grease stain of some sort on the fabric after I had my hands on it. Not that I am a mesy eater. I am OCD and worry about things like that is all. fondleing fabric is what it is all about. DH just doesn't get it.

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Margaret Weber replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 10:52 AM | Locked

Too funny Gini, is that why I don't like to behave;)

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abcd replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 11:19 AM | Locked

gini:

Oh, Gini!  This hits the nail on the head...... :D   (See, mom?  I when I TOLD you that "everyone else is doing it"  I MEANT it!)  :D

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abcd replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 11:23 AM | Locked

Marsha-SM:

Althea :

Gini - very cute  - wonder how any of us turned out okay!

 

Are we REALLY OKAY?  We are adults that play with FABRIC and SHARP THINGS!

Not to mention, (but I will, anyway), most of us "run with scissors"  :D

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abcd replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 11:25 AM | Locked

LaJuan Sukochi Lee:

When I go into the LQS, first I go wash my hands, then fondle the fabric.  I would hate for me to get someting from the last  place i had been to get on that fabric. I typically go in there after I eat luunch out someplace. I could just see a big grease stain of some sort on the fabric after I had my hands on it. Not that I am a mesy eater. I am OCD and worry about things like that is all. fondleing fabric is what it is all about. DH just doesn't get it.

 

Here's a little poem that I posted on here last year when I first joined, and in honor of your OCD, Sukochi! (but when it comes to fabric, aren't we ALL "OCD"?)  Anyway, I saw this on a wall hanging in a little quilt shop in Loveland, Colorado:

 

I love you, my wonderful stash!

You're dearer than all the world's cash ~

I love to just hold you,

and fondle,

and fold you,

and praise your distinctive panache!

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gini replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 4:37 PM | Locked

love the poem, bella

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Nana replied on Sat, Oct 22 2011 5:56 PM | Locked

Gini

Yep  that was my childhood.   Now you know what happened to me to make me so warped....ROFLOL

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