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Carol replied on Sat, Jan 29 2011 9:21 PM | Locked

Diane Morgan:

Oh!!!!!!!! Now why didn't I see that??????? I did CMDBIS.

Hi, BTW!

I didn't get those at all - never heard anything like it before.  But - I found one that is inspiring that you will enjoy - beautiful!

 

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gini replied on Sat, Jan 29 2011 9:40 PM | Locked

gini:

CM MICE  see 'em mice

MR NOT MICE   'em are not mice

OSAR  o yes they are

CMBDIS see 'em beady eyes

LIB   well i'll be
MR MICE   'em are mice  

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gini replied on Sat, Jan 29 2011 9:41 PM | Locked

carol. loved your seasons of life    gini

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Carol replied on Sat, Jan 29 2011 9:49 PM | Locked

Thanks Gini - now I can laugh at it!  It's like those funny pictures that have hidden things in them, I never could see what everyone else seemed to be able to find.

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Nana replied on Sat, Jan 29 2011 10:05 PM | Locked

Carol

If you were from the Appalachian south you could have read those no problem at all....LIB.....    ROFLOL

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Carol replied on Sat, Jan 29 2011 10:06 PM | Locked

One more, then I'm quitting and going for the movie and popcorn DH has going on in the other room!!

The Polite Way To Call Someone A ***

    


                                The Polite Way to Call Someone a ***

                              A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he                      could join him.
                              The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

                              They were even after the first few holes.
                              The second guy said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"
                              The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms.

                              The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.
                              As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00.
                              He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.
                              The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest.

                              The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said,
                              "You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings."

                              The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

                              The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation......

                              And, if you want to bring your mother and father along, I'll marry them.






 

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Nana replied on Sat, Jan 29 2011 10:07 PM | Locked

Carol

Good one....

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gini replied on Sat, Jan 29 2011 10:09 PM | Locked

good one carol       gini

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Diane Morgan replied on Sun, Jan 30 2011 10:10 AM | Locked
Happy Hour in Africa. 
Marula trees which grow in Africa. This is the fruit in Amarula Liqueur.
Once a year, the tree produces a very juicy fruit, which contains a high
percentage of alcohol. Because of the shortage of water at this time of
year, as soon as the fruits are ripe, animals help themselves to protect
them from the heat and get nourishment. What happens next you can watch for
yourself!

You can easily tell who overindulged!

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erPdVtCHEe4

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Diane Morgan replied on Sun, Jan 30 2011 10:41 AM | Locked

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN....THE
ANSWERS ARE AT THE  BOTTOM.  RIDDLE #5 IS AMAZING.  IT SHARPENS THOSE
GENES IN YOUR  BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER'S FOR YEARS!!
 
 
 The 5  Riddles....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 1. A  murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose between three
rooms. The  first is full of raging fires, the second is full of
assassins with loaded  guns, and the third is full of lions that
haven't eaten in 3 years. Which  room is safest for him?
 
 
 
 2. A  woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him under water for
over 5  minutes. Finally, she hangs him. But 5 minutes later they both
go out  together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this
be?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 3.  What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when
you  throw it away?
 
 
 
 4. Can  you name three consecutive days without using the words
Wednesday, Friday,  or Sunday?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 5.  This is an unusual paragraph.  I'm curious as to just how quickly
you  can find out what is so unusual about it.  It looks so ordinary
and  plain that you would think nothing was wrong with it.  In fact,
nothing is wrong with it! It is highly unusual though.  Study it and
think about it, but you still may not find anything odd.  But if
 you
work at it a bit, you might find out. Try to do so without any
coaching!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 THE  ANSWERS TO ALL FIVE THE RIDDLES ARE BELOW:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 1. The  third room. Lions that haven't eaten in three years are dead.
 That  one was easy, right?
 
 
 
 2. The  woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband,
developed it,  and hung it up to dry (shot; held under water; and
hung).
 
 
 
 
 
 3.  Charcoal, as it is used in barbecuing.
 
 
 
 
 4.  Sure you can name three consecutive days, yesterday, today, and
 tomorrow!
 
 
 
 
 5. The  letter e, which is the most common letter used in the English
language,  does not appear even once in the paragraph.
 
 
 

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gini replied on Sun, Jan 30 2011 11:50 AM | Locked

diane, my boy is on a"boys" trip  that is what i imagine their happy hours are like.   gini

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Nana replied on Sun, Jan 30 2011 11:55 AM | Locked

Diane

Funny video.  Thanks for sharing.

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Joyce Brenden replied on Sun, Jan 30 2011 1:18 PM | Locked

Diane--

Wow, do I feel dumb.  #5 was the only one I solved.

 

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Joyce Brenden replied on Sun, Jan 30 2011 1:23 PM | Locked

Diane Morgan:
Happy Hour in Africa.

Oh, that's funny!

 

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Joyce Brenden replied on Sun, Jan 30 2011 1:28 PM | Locked

Carol:
  The Polite Way to Call Someone a ***

Carol--

That's a good one, too!

 

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