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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Sun, Oct 31 2010 4:43 PM | Locked

Hmm don't know what happened to the font on that last one and computer dummie hear doesn't know how to fix it. Hope you all can read it. 

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Judy Iliff replied on Sun, Oct 31 2010 4:47 PM | Locked

Marge, I have read this before, but every time, I get tears in my eyes as I read it. Thank you for sending it!

 


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Marie replied on Sun, Oct 31 2010 6:07 PM | Locked

Marge, I've read this before but the tears still came.  Thank you for sharing.  Could you imagine the memories this little girl will carry with her for the rest of her life.  Beautiful!

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gini replied on Sun, Oct 31 2010 6:39 PM | Locked

marge,  "big sigh"  that was beautiful   gini

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MNnancy replied on Sun, Oct 31 2010 10:01 PM | Locked

You know it's time to retire when....


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Nana replied on Mon, Nov 1 2010 8:42 AM | Locked

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Too funny.  Love it.

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Nana replied on Mon, Nov 1 2010 8:45 AM | Locked

Marge

That is so sweet.  Thanks for sharing.

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Judy Iliff replied on Mon, Nov 1 2010 11:14 PM | Locked

That's funny, Nancy!

 


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Diane Morgan replied on Tue, Nov 2 2010 9:09 AM | Locked

Marge~

I had never seen the letter to God before. I cried. I should have sent a letter when Jessie died this summer. We still look for her face in the window when we pull up in the car. Rebel, our talking parrot still talks about Jessie. He barks and then says "Jessie, no one's here. Wanna go out? Come on Jessie." I hope she's having fun in heaven.

 

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Diane Morgan replied on Tue, Nov 2 2010 9:12 AM | Locked

Exercise Routine For Seniors    not all of you are "seniors"  but you'll get a kick out of this and can send it to your sr friends:)


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Nana replied on Tue, Nov 2 2010 9:15 AM | Locked

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I love it.  I might could actually make it around this block....ROFLOL

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Diane Morgan replied on Tue, Nov 2 2010 9:56 AM | Locked

Nana:

Diane

I love it.  I might could actually make it around this block....ROFLOL

I thought I might make a block and use the Lumberyard System......2 1/2" by 4 1/2" should be about the right size.

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Diane Morgan replied on Tue, Nov 2 2010 3:32 PM | Locked

 

 

The Man Rules 
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

  Finally , the guys side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear " the Rules "
From the female side. 

  Now here are the rules from the male side.   


These are our rules!
Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE! 

 

1.   Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports: It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the  other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball
or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. round is a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
To give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - 

 to give them a bigger laugh

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Nana replied on Tue, Nov 2 2010 3:35 PM | Locked

Diane

Truly funny.  Love it.

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gini replied on Tue, Nov 2 2010 7:45 PM | Locked

thanks for the laugh diane        gini

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