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Thea Posted: Mon, May 3 2010 2:09 PM

I just had to share this - started laughing half way through...

SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...
 
You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one! You don't even have
to like 'em!
 
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots
back into the front door.
 
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
 
 Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
 
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said, as we drove away. 'That stupid *** was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!
 
The cab driver hit a parked car.

 

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Thanks for this!  I just printed it off to send to my mom in her Mother's Day package!  She'll love it!

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Nana replied on Mon, May 3 2010 6:54 PM

Thea

OMG  ROFLOL>......  this is hilarious.  Love it.

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gini replied on Mon, May 3 2010 9:45 PM

thanks for the laugh    gini

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Thea SOOOOO funny.

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ROTFL

 


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Pat replied on Wed, May 5 2010 12:47 AM

Thea, I'm just ROFLOL!!  What a good one.

Happy Quilting,

Pat..........In Missouri


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Thea replied on Wed, May 5 2010 8:09 AM

Told you I was laughing half way through this one - and the ending was just great!

 

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Althea :
SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...

Thea--

What a great way to start my first day back.  At first, when I read the title of the post I was afraid it was sad news, but then--OM what a fun surprise.

 

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I'm like Joyce. I thought it was going to be bad news about someone. Too funny!

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Joanne replied on Mon, May 10 2010 6:01 PM

Thanx for the good laugh Althea! I thoroughly enjoyed that !!!!! I read it to my husband , he loved it as  well!!!

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Thea replied on Mon, May 10 2010 9:21 PM

You are all very welcome!  My friends and family know how much pain I live with each day and how hard it is to keep a stiff upper lip so they all send me these wonderful jokes and stories  make me smile...

If I was to post all that came in my email each day you would be amazed and what amazes me that I usually do not get duplicates from any of them... I am thankful that you all enjoy these so much! 

They help me smile!

 

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Bonnie replied on Wed, May 12 2010 11:32 PM

Thea - ROF LMAO!!  I copies this and I'm going to take to ladies sewing group tomorrow.  Thanks for sharing.

Bonnie, NorCal

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Thea replied on Thu, May 13 2010 2:35 PM

Bonnie - you are very welcome!

 

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Carol replied on Tue, May 18 2010 7:50 PM

Althea -- I have a hard time finding the forum I want, didn't you have one for tips?  Anyway, when you have a reallly hard day, I have the solution for that -- 0880.Fw_ When you're having a rough day, sing this song (UNCLASSIFIED).eml

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