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Thanks Marie, I really liked this one.

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Bonita replied on Thu, Aug 7 2014 7:52 PM

That was funny, Marie.

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Marie replied on Mon, Aug 18 2014 7:52 AM

Recieved this  from one of my riskay friends.

Never try & Out do a Woman!!! Hahaha!!!...

One evening a Husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the Hell is this?' he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
'April', he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put Talcum Powder in my underwear?'
She replied, 'It's not talcum powder; it's Miracle Grow'.

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OMG Marie!!!!  This is hilarious!!  I'm passing it on to my friends I meet with on Saturdays!!

Barbara

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Ginny replied on Mon, Aug 18 2014 8:30 AM

Good one, Marie.   Needed that laugh this morning.     Ginny


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gini replied on Mon, Aug 18 2014 9:16 AM

good one marie

gini in north idaho

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Roxana replied on Mon, Aug 18 2014 9:30 AM

Marie:

you have to watch this video. It is hilarious.http://www.superiorthreads.com/video...campaign=QAVid

Marie, I loved the video. Thanks for sharing it!

 

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Kris replied on Mon, Aug 18 2014 4:59 PM

Love it Marie.

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Marie replied on Sun, Aug 24 2014 6:40 AM

This is a good one even without the pictures of a grizzly and a Beretta.

 

Woman Stops Grizzly Attack With .25 Caliber Pistol

This is a story of self control and marksmanship. A woman survived a grizzly bear attack with one well placed shot from her itsy bitsy .25 caliber Beretta Jetfire.

These are her own words:


While out hiking in Alberta Canada with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a      huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends.

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Bonita replied on Sun, Aug 24 2014 10:15 AM

Thanks for the laugh Marie, I'm forwarding it on to my sister. She's having hip surgery tomorrow. I thought it might give her a little lift.

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weezee56 replied on Sun, Aug 24 2014 2:10 PM

Marie great story (joke) I'll have to tell DH. One day he might be bear food.

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Marie replied on Sun, Aug 24 2014 4:25 PM

From Australia

Wait for the phone to ring for 
the voice mail. This one is priceless.
This is the actual 
answering-machine message for the Maroochydore High School in 
Queensland, Australia

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weezee56 replied on Sun, Aug 24 2014 8:22 PM

Love it Marie.

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Jan replied on Thu, Aug 28 2014 8:40 AM

Marie,

That is way too funny.  If only it weren't so true.!

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Kris replied on Mon, Sep 1 2014 9:19 PM

Jan:
If only it weren't so true.!

I agree Jan.

 

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