That's so cute Marie, Makes me miss my furbabies.
LOL - Well Patti, I have sent many of the jokes here on QCA to my pastor because he loves to share jokes in church, and due to the God references, I was tempted to send yours on, but I just decided I can't do it this time. Maybe if pastor was a woman...
I did love it, though!
On the banks of the Mississippi River in north central Minnesota (Brainerd lakes area)
Patti, Your joke was really cute.
Do you fart in bed ?
If this story
doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I’ll pray for you.
This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only
friction in their marriage was the husband’s habit of farting loudly every
morning when he awoke the noise would wake his wife and the smell would make
her eyes water and make her gasp for air.
she would plead with him to stop
ripping them off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't stop
it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to see a doctor, she was
concerned that one day he would blow his guts out. The years went by and he
continued to rip them out. Then one Christmas day morning, as she was preparing
the turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she looked at the
innards, neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts, and a malicious thought
came to her. She took the bowl and went upstairs where her husband was sound
asleep and, gently pulling the bed covers back, she pulled back the elastic
waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of turkey guts into his
shorts. Sometime later she heard her husband waken with his usual trumpeting
which was followed by a blood curdling scream and the sound of frantic
footsteps as he ran into the bath room. The wife could hardly control herself
as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears in her eyes! After years of torture
she reckoned she had got him back pretty good. About twenty minutes later, her
husband came downstairs in his blood stained underpants with a look of horror
on his face. She bit her lip as she asked him what was the matter. He said,
“Honey you were right… all these years you have warned me and I didn't listen
to you.” “What do you mean?” asked his wife. “Well, you always told me that one
day I would end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened, but by
the grace of god, some Vaseline and two fingers. I think I got most of them
Oh Dawn, my eyes are tearing so much from laughing the front of my shirt is wet. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read the punch line or the keyboard would be all wet as well. I haven't laughed that much and that hard since the last quilting retreat I went on. Thanks for a truly funny story!!
You are so welcome Mimi! :-D
Dawn, Dawn, Dawn...
Well, I controlled myself and only sent that on to six people who I knew would appreciate it without thinking worse of me. Groan. :-)
Don't forget - once each year!
October is breast cancer awareness month. Get those puppies checked!
Great minds think alike! The middle puppy looks quite happy flaunting her stuff!
OMG you girls are so bad ROFLOL
This reminds me of so many of you, wont mention any names lol
Guess where this is located?
Sorry for the double post and no pic! How does one delete a post?