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Marie replied on Fri, Sep 13 2013 9:34 AM

Too funny, Gini!

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Marie replied on Fri, Sep 13 2013 9:35 AM

Weezee, how true that is.

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Marie replied on Fri, Sep 13 2013 9:58 AM

Get out the box of tissues.

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Patti replied on Fri, Sep 13 2013 8:59 PM

Yeah, I needed the tissues.

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Bev replied on Fri, Sep 13 2013 10:52 PM

Marie, that was very touching. Thank you for sharing it. 

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Dawn replied on Sun, Sep 15 2013 4:28 PM

MIDDLE AGE TEXTING CODES:

ATD-at the doctors.  
BFF-Best friend fell.
BTW-bring the wheelchair
BYOT-bring your own teeth
FWIW-forgot where I was.
GGPBL-gotta go, pacemaker battery low.
GHA-got heartburn again.
IMHO-is my hearing aid on.
LMDO-laughing my dentures out
OMMR-on my massage recliner.
OMSG-oh my! sorry, gas
ROFLACGU-rolling on floor laughing and can't get up
TTYL-talk to you louder

Love this!!!  Thought I would share 

 

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MNnancy replied on Sun, Sep 15 2013 4:32 PM

Love it, Dawn!  I might have to post this on Facebook!

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Edit:  Now I see you already posted it on FB, and that it's a cute Betty Boop poster!  Mind if I "share?"


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Dawn replied on Sun, Sep 15 2013 5:16 PM

Of course not!  Too funny not too!  

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Marie replied on Mon, Sep 16 2013 8:33 AM

Dawn, toooo funny, love them!

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Jereena replied on Mon, Sep 16 2013 10:17 AM

Thank you so much for the warnings, never thought of these things. 

 

 

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Karla replied on Tue, Sep 24 2013 3:37 PM

Apologizing in advance to anyone who may be offended....but "I don't care who you are that is funny right there"....can't help it!

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck
Go figure it runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.
I returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.
The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'
'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again 'Came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant' Georgia On My Mind'replaced Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few days,
Every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,'
I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,
'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light
And nearly creamed my new truck ,
But I swerved in time to avoid him.
I yelled, 'DUMB ASS!'
Immediately the radio responded with, Ladies and gentlemen,
The President of The United States 
Damn I love this truck....

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Nana replied on Tue, Sep 24 2013 4:08 PM

Karla

Damn I love that joke....ROFLOL

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Ginny replied on Tue, Sep 24 2013 4:28 PM

Fu-un-nny, Karla.     Ginny

 

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Kris replied on Tue, Sep 24 2013 4:57 PM

LOL Karla, good one.

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gini replied on Wed, Sep 25 2013 6:23 PM

Good one KarlaKarla

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