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Marie replied on Fri, Jun 28 2013 4:13 PM

MNnancy:

Marie, from an email I usually have to right-click on the picture and save it to my desktop or folder.  Then I compose my message here in the forums and bring in the picture using the usual green filmstrip icon.

Thanks Nancy, I'll try that next time.

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Marie replied on Fri, Jun 28 2013 4:14 PM

MNnancy:

 

ROFLMAO!

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Marie replied on Sat, Jun 29 2013 10:46 AM

 
 
There are some that think the Military counts for something
This is one of the best military salutes I have seen.  A lot of time,  practice and dedication went into this.
 

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Marie:
This is one of the best military salutes I have seen.  A lot of time,  practice and dedication went into this.

This was inspiring!  A great performance!

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Marie replied on Wed, Jul 3 2013 5:33 PM

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Bonita replied on Wed, Jul 3 2013 5:46 PM

Marie that was a fun one. When I heard the last one I thought he was agoner. LOL Fooled me.

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Marie:
Click here: Stethoscope

Marie:
Awesome commercial

This is Great, Marie

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Ginny replied on Wed, Jul 3 2013 7:24 PM

Awesome, Marie      Ginny

 

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Karla replied on Fri, Jul 5 2013 10:40 PM

Great commercial

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Patti replied on Fri, Jul 5 2013 10:55 PM

I love this commercial!

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Marie replied on Fri, Jul 12 2013 11:49 AM

Subject: Grandpa's Hands


Grandpa's Hands

Grandpa, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. He didn't move, just sat with his head down staring at his hands. When I sat down beside him he didn't acknowledge my presence and the longer I sat, I wondered if he was OK.

Finally, not really wanting to disturb him but wanting to check on him at the same time, I asked him if he was OK.

He raised his head and looked at me and smiled. "Yes, I'm fine.
Thank you for asking," he said in a clear strong voice.

"I didn't mean to disturb you, Grandpa, but you were just sitting
here staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK," I explained to him.

"Have you ever looked at your hands," he asked. "I mean really
looked at your hands?"

I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over, palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked at my hands as I tried to figure out the point he was making. Grandpa smiled and related this story:

"Stop and think for a moment about the hands you have, how they have served you well throughout your years. These hands, though wrinkled, shriveled, and weak have been the tools I have used all my life to reach out and grab and embrace life. They put food in my mouth and clothes on my back.

? As a child my mother taught me to fold them in prayer.

? They tied my shoes and pulled on my boots.

? They have been dirty, scraped and raw, swollen and bent.

? They were uneasy and clumsy when I tried to hold my newborn son.

? Decorated with my wedding band they showed the world that I was married and loved someone special.

? They trembled and shook when I buried my parents and spouse and walked my daughter down the aisle.

? They have covered my face, combed my hair, and washed and cleansed the rest of my body.

? They have been sticky and wet, bent and broken, dried and raw.

? And to this day, when not much of anything else of me works
real well, these hands hold me up, lay me down, and again continue to fold in prayer.

? These hands are the mark of where I've been and the ruggedness of my life.

? But more importantly it will be these hands that God will
reach out and take when he leads me home.

? And with my hands He will lift me to His side and there I will
use these hands to touch the face of Christ."

I will never look at my hands the same again. But I remember God reached out and took my grandpa's hands and led him home.

When my hands are hurt or sore I think of Grandpa. I know he has been stroked and caressed and held by the hands of God. I, too, want to touch the face of God and feel His hands upon my face.

When you receive this, say a prayer for the person who sent it to
you and watch God's answer to prayer work in your life.
Let's continue praying for one another .

Passing this on to anyone you consider a friend will bless you
both. Passing this on to one not considered a friend is something
Christ would have done.

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weezee56 replied on Fri, Jul 12 2013 5:59 PM

Marie, Once again you have found something great for us to read and be thankful for.

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Marie replied on Mon, Jul 15 2013 3:39 PM

       A man was dining alone in a fancy        restaurant and there
was a Gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.        He had been
checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to        talk
with her.

        Suddenly she sneezed, and her glass eye came flying out of its
socket        towards the man. He reflexively reached out, grabbed it
out of the air,        and handed it back.

        'Oh my, I am so sorry,' the woman said, as she popped her eye
back in        place. 'Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you.'

        They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they
went to        the theatre followed by drinks. They talked, they
laughed, she shared        her deepest dreams and he shared his. She
listened to him with        interest.

        After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to
come to        her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They
had a wonderful,        wonderful time.

        The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings. The        guy was amazed. Everything had been so incredible!

        'You know,' he said, 'you are the perfect woman. Are you this
nice to        every guy you meet?'

        'No,' she replies. ... ....
















        Wait for it .... ......

















        It's coming ..... .
































        She said .... ........:




        'You just happened to        catch my eye.'

        (Oh shut up, and        just forward it!)

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Nana replied on Mon, Jul 15 2013 7:40 PM

Marie

ROFLOL.... that one was great.  Caught my eye....LOL

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Bonita replied on Mon, Jul 15 2013 10:11 PM

Mare, it's a good thing I wasn't drinking anything right now. LOL

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