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Patti replied on Fri, May 24 2013 8:34 PM

If you cut and paste, at least that will take you to the google page.

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Debbie-do replied on Fri, May 24 2013 10:18 PM

Patti:
  That's a cute one too!

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gini replied on Mon, May 27 2013 12:10 PM

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=515369481862859

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MNnancy replied on Mon, May 27 2013 12:16 PM

That's incredible, Gini!  The beavers along our river are actually a danger to dogs. Haven't seen any otters here.


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gini replied on Mon, May 27 2013 12:42 PM

a man was killed by a beaver recently in russia.  they're nasty kritters.   

otters are really playful, though i wouldn't approach one.   we've seen them sliding down a creek slide, up and down  several times. 

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gini replied on Mon, May 27 2013 2:37 PM

THE HYPNOTIST

  It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens Center.  Claude, the hypnotist, explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance;  I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience."  The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat.  "I want each of you to keep your eyes on this antique watch.  It's a very special watch. It's been in my family for six generations."  He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."  The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.   A hundred pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until, suddenly, the chain broke; it slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.  "Sh**!" said the hypnotist.  It took three days and several volunteers to clean up the Senior Citizens Center.

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Patti replied on Mon, May 27 2013 4:06 PM

goodness, Gini.  I am glad I just went to the bathroom and wasn't sipping on anything when I read that.

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Karla replied on Wed, May 29 2013 12:52 AM

Good one, Gini, LOL.

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ls2116 replied on Wed, May 29 2013 3:49 AM

Gini , I think I need a hypnotist right now .  I sure wanted my nephews quilt to be a work of art and i'm just so discouraged right now , but thanks for the joke i sure needed one.

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gini replied on Wed, May 29 2013 2:22 PM

Is, i know just how you feel.  i have a lot of ufo's that are failed masterpieces.

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Marie replied on Thu, Jun 6 2013 11:57 AM


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Gini, you are so funny.   Love this one,  I do hope we get to see you end of June with the Smokey Mountain Mama's.

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gini replied on Thu, Jun 6 2013 12:41 PM

nice one marie

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