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gini replied on Mon, Feb 18 2013 12:29 PM | Locked

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=381305535298974&set=vb.492410544113200&type=2&theater

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Kris replied on Mon, Feb 18 2013 8:15 PM | Locked

Great video Gini.

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MNnancy replied on Tue, Feb 19 2013 11:45 AM | Locked

Any of you who live in snowy climates may appreciate this one...

The Good Wife...................

On a bitterly cold winter's morning a husband and wife in Chicago were
listening to the radio during breakfast.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow
today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so
Snowplows can get through conveniently".

So the good wife went out and moved her car as instructed.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer
said, "We are expecting 10 to 12 inches of snow today. You must park your
car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get
through."

The good wife went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast when the radio announcer says,
"We are expecting 12 to 14 inches of snow today. You must park......." Then
the power went off.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face she said,
"I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so
the snowplows can get through?"





Then, with all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are
married to blondes always exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just
leave the car in the garage this time?"



On the banks of the Mississippi River in north central Minnesota (Brainerd lakes area)

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Dawn replied on Tue, Feb 19 2013 12:38 PM | Locked

Love it Nancy!!!

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MNnancy replied on Tue, Feb 19 2013 10:07 PM | Locked

Jeanine posted this on Facebook.  Do you think it would work?

                 (...but why would you want to?)


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Jacy replied on Tue, Feb 19 2013 11:33 PM | Locked

I don't think that would work for me, every time I glanced at that patch I would be tempted to go buy fabric, play with fabric, fondle fabric, etc. The only thing that might work would be blinders.

 

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Kris replied on Wed, Feb 20 2013 8:26 PM | Locked

MNnancy:

Then, with all the love and understanding in his voice that men who are
married to blondes always exhibit, the husband replied, "Why don't you just
leave the car in the garage this time?"

LOL. Good one.

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Kris replied on Wed, Feb 20 2013 8:27 PM | Locked

That patch wouldn't work for me. I'm with Jacy, it would be a reminder of all the possibilities.

And no, I wouldn't want it to work.

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gini replied on Fri, Feb 22 2013 9:49 AM | Locked

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=4939187369990&set=vb.278688818827506&type=2&theater

gini in north idaho

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Bonita replied on Fri, Feb 22 2013 10:32 AM | Locked

Thanks Gini, now I can't see to sew. Sniff, sniff.

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Kris replied on Fri, Feb 22 2013 10:15 PM | Locked

That was really sweet Gini. Thanks.

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Debbie-do replied on Tue, Feb 26 2013 5:38 PM | Locked

A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden....

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house and no sign of the dog, walking in the door; he found ...an even bigger mess.

A lamp had been knocked over, the throw rug was against one wall, in the front room the TV was on loudly with the cartoon channel, and the family room was strewn with toys and various items of clothing.

In the kitchen, dishes filled the sink, breakfast food was spilled on the counter, the fridge door was open wide, dog food was spilled on the floor, a broken glass lay under the table, and a small pile of sand was spread by the back door.

He quickly headed up the stairs, stepping over toys and more piles of clothes, looking for his wife. He was worried she might be ill, or that something serious had happened.

He was met with a small trickle of water as it made its way out the bathroom door. As he peered inside he found wet towels, scummy soap and more toys strewn over the floor.

Miles of toilet paper lay in a heap and toothpaste had been smeared over the mirror and walls. As he rushed to the bedroom, he found his wife still curled up in the bed in her pajamas, reading a novel.

She looked up at him, smiled and asked how his day went.

He looked at her bewildered and asked, 'What happened here today?'

She again smiled and answered, 'You know every day when you come home from work and you ask me what in the world do I do all day????

''Yes," was his incredulous reply.

She answered, 'Well, today I didn't do it.'

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Ramona replied on Tue, Feb 26 2013 6:18 PM | Locked
 A TOUCHING LOVE STORY...

 
>
> This 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.
> When she went before the judge in Windsor he asked her, "What did you
> steal?"
> She replied, "A can of peaches.."
>
> The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches,
> and she replied that she was hungry.
>
> The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.
> She replied, "6."
>
> The judge said, "Then I will give you 6 days in jail."
>
> Before the judge could conclude the trial, the woman's husband spoke up
> and asked the judge if he could say something.
>
> The judge said, "What is it?"
>
> The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
>

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ls2116 replied on Tue, Feb 26 2013 10:28 PM | Locked

Love that one Debbie and Ramona too funny.

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Marie replied on Wed, Feb 27 2013 9:46 AM | Locked

Debbie, that was perfect!  Didn't we all want to do that at one time or another?

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