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ls2116 replied on Fri, Feb 15 2013 10:05 PM | Locked

Debbie that was great!

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 2:30 PM | Locked

Haven't had a computer for a while ...........

Enjoy!

You have to love British humor!!

 
For you technological wizards out there, here is what you need to do when your Blackberry, or Apple isn't working.

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=24882

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Patti replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 3:15 PM | Locked

I have seen that before.  Very funny.

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gini replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 3:46 PM | Locked

cute, marge. 

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Marie replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 4:58 PM | Locked

A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church 
services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in 
the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 
2:38!' (I.e., "Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so 
that your sins may be forgiven.")
 
The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman calmly called the 
police and explained what she had done.
 
As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 
'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell scripture 
to you.'
 
'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'
 
Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!
 
 
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A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon during the 
service. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the 
resurrection was.  Now, asking questions during children's sermons is 
crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a 
congregation can also be very chancy.
 
Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the 
resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him 
and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that 
lasts more than four hours you are supposed to call the doctor."
 
It took over ten minutes for the congregation to settle down 
enough from their laughter for the worship service to be continued.

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Marie replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 5:02 PM | Locked

Sorry, some of the text isn't there but you should get the idea, I hope.

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Marie replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 5:07 PM | Locked

Marge that was a good one, enjoyed it.

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ls2116 replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 5:16 PM | Locked

That was great Marie don't know which was better.  I guess i do need new glasses squinted all the way thru I've been using the see clearly method for awhile now and its not working anymore.

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Bonita replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 6:15 PM | Locked

Thanks for the good laugh Marie. That boy watches to much TV.

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Bonita replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 6:20 PM | Locked

Thanks Marge, I did enjoy it.

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Susie replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 6:22 PM | Locked

Too funny, Marie!

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Kris replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 7:20 PM | Locked

I love the Blackberry bit Marge. Not the first viewing but it always makes me laugh.

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Kris replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 7:23 PM | Locked

Good ones Marie. That little boy had some valuable information. LOL.

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Nana replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 11:22 PM | Locked

Marge

Love it.  I don't know how they made it thru the skit without laughing...almost didn't..LOL

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Nana replied on Sun, Feb 17 2013 11:24 PM | Locked

Marie

Too funny.

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