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MNnancy replied on Fri, Feb 8 2013 8:55 PM | Locked

Marie, you always make me smile!


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Marie replied on Sat, Feb 9 2013 8:46 AM | Locked

MNnancy:

Marie, you always make me smile!

Then I've done my job well, Nancy.  :  )

 

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Nana replied on Sat, Feb 9 2013 9:02 AM | Locked

Marie

You are such a hoot.   Love ya.

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Kris replied on Sat, Feb 9 2013 9:38 AM | Locked

gini:

Marie:
you know my rule for never stalking an involved man.
 nancy may disagree with you  on this one. 

I thought the same thing when I read Marie's comment. LOL

 

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Marie replied on Sat, Feb 9 2013 10:43 AM | Locked

Nana:

Marie

You are such a hoot.   Love ya.

Love you back, Nana!

 

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Marie replied on Sun, Feb 10 2013 4:20 PM | Locked

Hope you can access this.
ANDRE RIEU and Another Surprise!
(Enjoy and be fascinated with the above Andre Rieu hyperlink)
 
 
 

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gini replied on Sun, Feb 10 2013 4:48 PM | Locked

that was fun, marie

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Kris replied on Sun, Feb 10 2013 6:57 PM | Locked

Yes Marie. Lots of fun. Thanks for that.

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Nana replied on Sun, Feb 10 2013 7:19 PM | Locked

Marie

Very cute ....  thanks.

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ls2116 replied on Sun, Feb 10 2013 9:31 PM | Locked

Thanks Marie that was great.

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Marie replied on Tue, Feb 12 2013 9:33 AM | Locked

These are precious...enjoy!!

1. HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids) 




-You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. 

-- Alan, age 10 


-No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with. 

-- Kristen, age 10
 


2.
 WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED? 
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.

-- Camille, age 10
 


3.
 HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED? 
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. 

-- Derrick, age 8
 


4.
 WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON? 
Both don't want any more kids.
 
-- Lori, age 8
 


5.
 WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE? 
-Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough. 

-- Lynnette, age 8
 
(isn't she a treasure)

-On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date. 

-- Martin, age 10
 


6.
 WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE? 
-When they're rich. 

-- Pam, age 7
 

-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. 

- - Curt, age 7
 

-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. 

- - Howard, age 8
 


7.
 IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED? 
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. 

-- Anita, age 9
 (bless you child ) 


8.
 HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED? 
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there? 

-- Kelvin, age 8
 

And the #1 Favorite is
....... 


9.
 HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK? 
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.

-- Ricky, age 10

 

 

 

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Nana replied on Tue, Feb 12 2013 9:47 AM | Locked

Marie

These are so cute.  You just never know what will come out of a kids mouth.

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gini replied on Tue, Feb 12 2013 9:59 AM | Locked

cute, marie

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Debbie-do replied on Wed, Feb 13 2013 7:39 AM | Locked

For all you grandmas out there...

LOL :)

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Kris replied on Fri, Feb 15 2013 1:20 AM | Locked

LOL Debbie.

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