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Marie replied on Thu, Feb 7 2013 9:44 AM | Locked

Nana, like I said to Bonita, give him a chance for goodness sakes!  Wish he showed a little leg.  :  )

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Marie replied on Thu, Feb 7 2013 9:46 AM | Locked

Too funny Nancy.  LOL

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Marie replied on Thu, Feb 7 2013 9:48 AM | Locked

MNnancy:
the appeal has been lost for me

Without the leg shot, me too, Nancy!

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Nana replied on Thu, Feb 7 2013 10:40 AM | Locked

Nancy

Love it.

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MNnancy replied on Thu, Feb 7 2013 9:44 PM | Locked

Marie - this one was hilarious and painful at the same time.  As the media specialist in a large high school, I had more than my share of clueless computer users (mostly among the teaching staff) calling for help.

Marie:

This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department.............. 
Needless to
 say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations!): 

Operator:         'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'
Caller:              'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .'
Operator:         'What sort of trouble?'
Caller:              'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'
Operator:         'Went away?'
Caller:              'They disappeared'
Operator:         'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'
Caller:              'Nothing.'
Operator:         'Nothing??'
Caller:              'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'
Operator:         'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'
Caller:              'How do I tell?'
Operator:        'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'
Caller:              'What's a sea-prompt?'
Operator:         'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'
Caller:              'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type..'
Operator:         'Does your monitor have a power indicator?'
Caller:              'What's a monitor?'
Operator:         'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. 
                         Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'
Caller:               'I don't know.'
Operator:          'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where 
                         the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'
Caller:              'Yes, I think so.'
Opera tor:         'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's 
                         plugged into the wall..
Caller:              'Yes, it is.'
Operator:         'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that 
                         there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? '
Caller:               'No.'
Operator:          'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and 
                          find the other cable.'
Caller:               'Okay, here it is.'
Operator:          'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into 
                          the back of your computer..'
Caller:               'I can't reach.'
Operator:          'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'
Caller:               'No...'
Operator:          'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?'
Caller:               'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.'
Operator:          'Dark?'
Caller:               'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is 
                          coming in from the window.'
Operator:          'Well, turn on the office light then.'
Caller:               'I can't..'
Operator:          'No? Why not?'
Caller:              'Because there's a power failure.'
Operator:           'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it   
                           licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and  
 
                           packing stuff that your computer came in?'
Caller:                'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet..'
Operator:           'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it  
 
                           up just like it was when you got it.
 Then take it back to 
                           the store you bought it from.'
Caller:                'Really? Is it that bad?'
Operator:           'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'
Caller:                'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'
Operator:           'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer!'


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Rhonnie replied on Thu, Feb 7 2013 10:39 PM | Locked

Oh my...I have seen way too many people like that. Thanks for the laugh MN Nancy

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Frances replied on Thu, Feb 7 2013 10:50 PM | Locked

Marie:

Well, I guess its time to post February's model.

Marie,

This ones not up to your usual standard, my only recommendation is that maybe the quilt should be held higher, Marie yours are normally in the 19 year old range.

lots of love

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Kris replied on Thu, Feb 7 2013 11:13 PM | Locked

ROFLOL Nancy.

I love "Confession".

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Marie replied on Fri, Feb 8 2013 10:16 AM | Locked

Frances, you are right but he's married anyway so somebody loves him and you know my rule for never stalking an involved man.  He has to be as free as a bird, I'm no home or relationship wrecker.

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gini replied on Fri, Feb 8 2013 10:20 AM | Locked

Marie:
you know my rule for never stalking an involved man.
 nancy may disagree with you  on this one. 

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Marie replied on Fri, Feb 8 2013 10:47 AM | Locked

Gini, I only look, no harm in that is there.  Would you deprive a woman of my age that privilege?  :  (

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MNnancy replied on Fri, Feb 8 2013 1:15 PM | Locked

Randy says he rather enjoys being the focus of the oggling! 


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chocake2 replied on Fri, Feb 8 2013 1:47 PM | Locked

Shoulda had Randy pose with the quilt....

Quilters are people who strip so they won't go topless.

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Marie replied on Fri, Feb 8 2013 4:34 PM | Locked

MNnancy:

Randy says he rather enjoys being the focus of the oggling! 

See, see, Randy doesn't mind so there!!!!!!!

 

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Marie replied on Fri, Feb 8 2013 4:34 PM | Locked

Don't forget to click on smiley.

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