Nana, like I said to Bonita, give him a chance for goodness sakes! Wish he showed a little leg. : )
Millbury, MA
Too funny Nancy. LOL
MNnancy:the appeal has been lost for me
Without the leg shot, me too, Nancy!
Nancy
Love it.
Vinton, Virginia
Marie - this one was hilarious and painful at the same time. As the media specialist in a large high school, I had more than my share of clueless computer users (mostly among the teaching staff) calling for help.
Marie: This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department.............. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.(Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .'Operator: 'What sort of trouble?'Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'Operator: 'Went away?'Caller: 'They disappeared'Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'Caller: 'Nothing.'Operator: 'Nothing??'Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'Caller: 'How do I tell?'Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type..'Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator?'Caller: 'What's a monitor?'Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'Caller: 'I don't know.'Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'Opera tor: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall..Caller: 'Yes, it is.'Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? 'Caller: 'No.'Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer..'Caller: 'I can't reach.'Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'Caller: 'No...'Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?'Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.'Operator: 'Dark?'Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.'Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'Caller: 'I can't..'Operator: 'No? Why not?'Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?'Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet..'Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'Operator: 'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer!'
This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department.............. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.(Now I know why they record these conversations!): Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect .'Operator: 'What sort of trouble?'Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words went away.'Operator: 'Went away?'Caller: 'They disappeared'Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'Caller: 'Nothing.'Operator: 'Nothing??'Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'Caller: 'How do I tell?'Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type..'Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator?'Caller: 'What's a monitor?'Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'Caller: 'I don't know.'Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'Opera tor: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall..Caller: 'Yes, it is.'Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? 'Caller: 'No.'Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer..'Caller: 'I can't reach.'Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'Caller: 'No...'Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?'Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.'Operator: 'Dark?'Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.'Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'Caller: 'I can't..'Operator: 'No? Why not?'Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'Operator: 'A power .... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?'Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet..'Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'Operator: 'Tell them you're too damned stupid to own a computer!'
On the banks of the Mississippi River in north central Minnesota (Brainerd lakes area)
Oh my...I have seen way too many people like that. Thanks for the laugh MN Nancy
I'm a material girl....Want to see my fabric collection?
Marie: Well, I guess its time to post February's model.
Well, I guess its time to post February's model.
Marie,
This ones not up to your usual standard, my only recommendation is that maybe the quilt should be held higher, Marie yours are normally in the 19 year old range.
lots of love
Francesxx
ROFLOL Nancy.
I love "Confession".
Frances, you are right but he's married anyway so somebody loves him and you know my rule for never stalking an involved man. He has to be as free as a bird, I'm no home or relationship wrecker.
Marie: you know my rule for never stalking an involved man.
gini in north idaho
Gini, I only look, no harm in that is there. Would you deprive a woman of my age that privilege? : (
Randy says he rather enjoys being the focus of the oggling!
Shoulda had Randy pose with the quilt....
Quilters are people who strip so they won't go topless.
MNnancy: Randy says he rather enjoys being the focus of the oggling!
See, see, Randy doesn't mind so there!!!!!!!
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