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Nana replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 9:51 AM | Locked

Ginny

I am so sorry for all of you having to go thru this.  Many prayers being said.   And a special big hug for you.

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 10:37 AM | Locked


Synonym or not, No dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. However, in a recent linguistic conference held in London , England , and attended by some of the best linguists in the world: Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese, was the clear winner. His final challenge was this: Some say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED. Please explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. But, when you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!" His answer was received with a standing ovation lasting over 5 minutes.

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Rhonnie replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 12:05 PM | Locked

Several days ago as I left a meeting at a hotel; I desperately gave myself a personal TSA pat down.

I was looking for my keys. They were not in my purse or pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing.

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.

His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I burst through the door, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty.

I immediately called the police.

I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then I made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," I stammered; ( I always call him "honey" in times like these.)
"I left my keys in the car and it's been stolen."

There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard his voice.

"Are you kidding' me", he barked, "I dropped you off" !!!!!!!

Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, "Well, come and get me."

He retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this cop I didn't steal your car."

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Nana replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 12:08 PM | Locked

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Yep  Completely Finished sounds about right.

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Nana replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 12:09 PM | Locked

Rhonnie

Love it....LOL

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Ginny replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 12:17 PM | Locked

Thank you so much , Ramona.    Ginny

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Ginny replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 12:26 PM | Locked

Thank you,Nana.  It seems like I keep holding my breath every time the phone rings for fear of bad news.   Ginny

 

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Ramona replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 7:07 PM | Locked

Rhonnie,

Sounds about right to me! It's my life in a nutshell.

 

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ls2116 replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 7:29 PM | Locked

I'm wondering if I need my eyes checked on completely finished as I could actually read it......that is without squinting.

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Patti replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 8:23 PM | Locked

here's another bear one. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPZNjtODzFI

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Patti replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 8:32 PM | Locked

Ginny, praying for your granddaughter and her unborn son.

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Kris replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 11:24 PM | Locked

Ginny:
P.S. everyone, Prayers are needed for my Granddaughter and her unborn son. 

Prayers going up Ginny. 

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Rhonnie replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 11:56 PM | Locked

Ginny...

What is the update on your granddaughter and her baby?

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Rhonnie replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 11:56 PM | Locked

Ginny...

What is the update on your granddaughter and her baby?

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Rhonnie replied on Tue, Feb 5 2013 11:56 PM | Locked

Ginny...

What is the update on your granddaughter and her baby?

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