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Marie replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 5:23 PM | Locked

Cute Clare!

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Marie replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 5:25 PM | Locked

Good one Nancy!

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Ramona replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 7:24 PM | Locked

It's winter in Michigan
And the gentle breezes blow, 
70 miles per hour at 52 below! 
Oh, how I love Michigan 
When the snow's up to your butt; 
You take a breath of winter air 
And your nose is frozen shut. 
Yes, the weather here is wonderful, 
You may think I'm a fool. 
I could never leave Michigan, 
Cause I'm frozen to the stool.

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Thought I'd share  little winter poem I was sent.

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Patti replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 7:50 PM | Locked

Marge, good one.

CC, yours reminds me of a ceramic sign I found hanging on the inside of an outhouse, above the hole.
Stand close, it's shorter than you think.

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Ginny replied on Fri, Jan 25 2013 9:32 AM | Locked

This Michigander loves your poem and snow carving.   It is getting pretty nasty here this morning. Snowing and slippery, they are saying up to 3-4 inches of the lovely white stuff during the day today.     Ginny

 

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Nana replied on Fri, Jan 25 2013 10:14 AM | Locked

Ramona that is a cute poem and love the pic.

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Kris replied on Sat, Jan 26 2013 12:50 AM | Locked

Marge (AKA Dimples):
This is an article submitted to a 1999 Louisville Sentinel contest to find out who had the wildest Christmas dinners. It won first prize.

OMG,

I could see why. This is hilarious. Thanks Marge.

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Kris replied on Sat, Jan 26 2013 1:12 AM | Locked

OK,

I'm all caught up.

I'm a cat lady too. I love the password joke and I would have been a jail too after that kid with the boots. Love the horse reading the novel and the red neck fisherman. 

LOL You've all made my day. Been headaching all week needed some laughs.

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Clare replied on Sun, Jan 27 2013 9:34 PM | Locked

Too true

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ls2116 replied on Sun, Jan 27 2013 9:41 PM | Locked

Ramona love the sculpture and poem.

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Kris replied on Mon, Jan 28 2013 12:26 AM | Locked

LOL Clare.

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Dawn replied on Mon, Jan 28 2013 9:42 AM | Locked

Very interesting and he wrote this in 1965, Paul Harvey

http://stg.do/9LDc

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Mimi replied on Mon, Jan 28 2013 3:46 PM | Locked

Dawn....those are very sobering thoughts.  Thanks for sharing.

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Kris replied on Tue, Jan 29 2013 12:37 AM | Locked

Dawn:

Very interesting and he wrote this in 1965, Paul Harvey

http://stg.do/9LDc

His last few sentences were indeed sobering. "Just keep doing what you're doing." The devil is already here.

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Nana replied on Tue, Jan 29 2013 11:53 AM | Locked

Dawn

All I can say is WOW.   And that was 1965...I think we have about managed to reach all the stages mentioned.   Very sobering and unfortunately very true.

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