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Ramona replied on Mon, Jan 21 2013 7:08 PM | Locked

Pam,

OH MY GOSH!!!  IT'S ME!!! That is just funny!! Thanks for sharing.

Here's another one from me and then I'm going to get settled for the eveing.

Winter Boots
(Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)
Did you hear about the teacher who was helping one of her
pupils put on his boots?

He asked for help and she could see why.

Even with her pulling, and him pushing,
the little boots still didn't want to go on.

By the time they got the second boot on, she had worked up a sweat.

She almost cried when the little boy said,
'Teacher, they're on the wrong feet.'

She looked, and sure enough, they were.

Unfortunately, it wasn't any easier pulling the boots off,
than it was putting them on.

She managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get
the boots back on, this time on the correct feet.

He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'

She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and
scream, 'Why didn't you say so?' like she wanted to.

Once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting
boots off his little feet.
No sooner had they got the boots off when he said,
'They're my brother's boots. But my Mom made me wear 'em today.'

Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.

But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to
wrestle the boots BACK onto his feet again.

Helping him into his coat, she asked,
'Now, where are your mittens?'

He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of the boots.'

She'll be eligible for parole in three years.

 

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Pam replied on Mon, Jan 21 2013 7:10 PM | Locked

HAHHHhahahahahahahah!

I didn't see it comin' !

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Nana replied on Mon, Jan 21 2013 7:50 PM | Locked

Ramona

Oh my ...  I am sure glad that I had already swallowed that mouthful of tea.....ROFLOL

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Clare replied on Tue, Jan 22 2013 2:11 AM | Locked

 

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Mimi replied on Tue, Jan 22 2013 9:21 PM | Locked

Clare, How did you get my second grade picture from elementary school?  LOL

 

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MNnancy replied on Wed, Jan 23 2013 10:38 PM | Locked


On the banks of the Mississippi River in north central Minnesota (Brainerd lakes area)

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chocake2 replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 10:56 AM | Locked

The lady who writes this blog is a friend of a friend. Sometimes her posts are priceless.

http://qotu-ncn.blogspot.com/?zx=c4ce050e7524abdd

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 2:25 PM | Locked
BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE

A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."

Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."

Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."

He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ............



"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."



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chocake2 replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 3:35 PM | Locked
A wife helps her man install a new computer.

Once it is completed, she tells him to select a a word that he'll always remember as his password.

As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink of his eye,
he selects a word.
He is annoyed with her reaction, when he selects: mypenis

As he hits "enter", to validate the selection, his wife
collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in hysteria
The computer system had replied:
TOO SHORT - ACCESS DENIED!

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 3:51 PM | Locked

Ramona - I just read you redneck fisherman joke.  Priceless!

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 4:04 PM | Locked

TOO FUNNY CC!!!!!!!

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Nana replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 4:05 PM | Locked

Marge

That one is priceless.   Gotta love those passwords....ROFLOL

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 4:06 PM | Locked

Ramona - having worked as a classroom aide in a kindergarten in Michigan for several years, I can relate to the boot story!

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Marie replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 5:21 PM | Locked

ROFLMAO, CC!

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Marie replied on Thu, Jan 24 2013 5:21 PM | Locked

Marge, that's not funny, that was me!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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