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Patti replied on Sun, Dec 23 2012 9:23 AM | Locked

The comments are so funny.  I have one of these.  It came with my food dehydrator.  Used it a couple times, but it is much easier to clean a knife.

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Nana replied on Sun, Dec 23 2012 10:13 AM | Locked

Oh good grief.  What will they think of next.

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Melissa Halpain replied on Sun, Dec 23 2012 10:36 AM | Locked

gini:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk?tag=hydfbook0e-20&ascsubtag=US-SAGE-1356107148004-JTDXE

first off, i can't believe someone thought he/she needed this, then that person actually invented it, and they are selling it on amazon.  it is worth it to read the customers comments. 

This is the ultimate of laziness. Some of those comments have to be made up. It's kind of scary to think people are so stupid. Thanks for sharing Gini. It is too too funny.

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MNnancy replied on Sun, Dec 23 2012 5:10 PM | Locked

gini:
it is worth it to read the customers comments. 

LOL!  I'm going to send this to an English teacher friend.  She might like to use this as a creative writing exercise.  Too funny!


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Bonita replied on Sun, Dec 23 2012 5:33 PM | Locked

I just use the edge of my spoon when slicing for my cereal. LOL

My DD told me about these, feel free to add any state policeof your choice

GOOD... A Bend ,Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem--a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell lemonade!)

BETTER... A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

BEST... A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book, tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.



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Nana replied on Sun, Dec 23 2012 9:41 PM | Locked

Bonita

I love these. Thanks for sharing.

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Marie replied on Mon, Dec 24 2012 12:19 PM | Locked

Subject: A glass of Red Wine!
 
 This is for all the people like me that couldn't master or even make one rotation with a Hula Hoop. Very entertaining.    Marie
 
 
 
 
I wonder if wine gave her the idea to do this or not.
A Glass of Red Wine - Watch to the end.
 
My doctor recently suggest that I take up the hula hoop for a good type of cardio exercise.
She also advised me that it was not as easy now as it was when I was 15.
I quickly informed her that I couldn't hula hoop even when I was 15.
So, the next day I went to Wal-Mart and bought a hoop.
It's true, I STILL can't master the darned thing, try as I might.
Then, low and behold, this video was sent to me today.
I now have a purpose for honing my hula hoop skills
(although I don't think this is exactly what she had in mind).
I'll keep you posted on my progress.
I've got the wine part down pat however.
It gets better and better! JUST WAIT TILL THE END.
 
 

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Marie replied on Mon, Dec 24 2012 12:21 PM | Locked

Great ones Bonita, especially the last one!

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Marie replied on Mon, Dec 24 2012 12:23 PM | Locked

Too funny Nancy, but cute.

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Marie replied on Mon, Dec 24 2012 12:25 PM | Locked

MNnancy:
 Shelf elves are kind of like little gremlins, don't you think?

The kind of Gremlins at VB, Nancy?

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Marie replied on Mon, Dec 24 2012 12:26 PM | Locked

It was funny Melissa, but I have no room!

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Marie replied on Mon, Dec 24 2012 12:28 PM | Locked

Patti, that was beautiful!  It would be cats for me though.  Love dogs too but my heart belongs to kitties.

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Marie replied on Mon, Dec 24 2012 12:29 PM | Locked

Tears flowing, Frances, thanks for sharing.

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Debbie-do replied on Mon, Dec 24 2012 3:32 PM | Locked

gini:

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk?tag=hydfbook0e-20&ascsubtag=US-SAGE-1356107148004-JTDXE

first off, i can't believe someone thought he/she needed this, then that person actually invented it, and they are selling it on amazon.  it is worth it to read the customers comments. 

 Oh how funny!  Thanks, Gini.

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MNnancy replied on Mon, Dec 24 2012 10:07 PM | Locked

Debbie-do:
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."  "Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams...  (pg 32)

Debbie, I emailed this to my pastor, and he read it in church today.  He, he!


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