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MNnancy replied on Thu, Dec 6 2012 11:20 AM | Locked

Hmmm, does this fit any of my QCA girlfriends???  LOL


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Leslie replied on Thu, Dec 6 2012 6:06 PM | Locked

LOL well Nancy, the one showing the most thigh, reminds me of Marie  roflol

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Marie replied on Fri, Dec 7 2012 10:39 AM | Locked

Leslie :
LOL well Nancy, the one showing the most thigh, reminds me of Marie  roflol

Thanks Leslie!  :  )

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gini replied on Sat, Dec 8 2012 2:08 PM | Locked

well, i take exception to the song.   does this mean we shouldn't patronize a jewish,  muslin,  buddhist, or even an athiest shop?   i thought christianity was about inclusion, not exclusion.  

 christ  wasn't born  in december.  the winter solstice is a season celebrated by  most peoples all over the world, since long before christmas was a holiday.   the "christmas" spirit is about giving, about loving your fellow man., reguardless of his or her beliefs.   so does it really matter if a sign says happy holiday of merry christmas?  i don't think so.   i tell my friends of other faiths merry christmas, and they return with happy hanukkah, or what ever their faith dictates.   it's about the loving and caring, not which words are used.   all this stuff about merry christmas/happy holidays.   i will take the message however it is delivered, and i will return it with merry christmas.   that neither diminishes my belief or raises theirs', or vice versa.

so, happy holidays to everyone, and merry christmas, too. 

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Spudgrandma replied on Sat, Dec 8 2012 2:48 PM | Locked

MNnancy:
Hmmm, does this fit any of my QCA girlfriends???  LOL

Hmmm, ya think?

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Dawn replied on Sat, Dec 8 2012 5:22 PM | Locked

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Spudgrandma replied on Sat, Dec 8 2012 5:24 PM | Locked

Thank you for the chuckle Dawn!!!

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Dawn replied on Sat, Dec 8 2012 5:28 PM | Locked

You are very welcome Spud!  Saw on Facebook and had to share!

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Patti replied on Sat, Dec 8 2012 9:56 PM | Locked

For me, Jesus is the reason for this season, but tonight I am celebrating Hanukkah with my daughter.  Happy Hanukkah!  Tonight we lit the first candles, tomorrow two candles.   Boy those latkes are smelling good!

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MNnancy replied on Sat, Dec 8 2012 10:17 PM | Locked

I must live a sheltered life.  I have never eaten latkes, but I would like to. 


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MNnancy replied on Sat, Dec 8 2012 10:47 PM | Locked

What timing!  Look what I just stumbled across over on Facebook...

 

 


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Debbie-do replied on Sun, Dec 9 2012 9:07 AM | Locked
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, "Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is enough."

"Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

“We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,” he says. "I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this, so call your sister in Chicago and tell her," and he hangs up.

Now, the son is worried. So he calls up his sister. She says, "Like hell they’re getting divorced!" and calls her father immediately. "You’re not getting divorced! Don't do another thing, the two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, don't call a lawyer, don't file a paper, DO YOU HEAR ME?” and she hangs up.

The old man turns to his wife and says "Okay, they’re coming for Christmas and paying their own airfares."

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Marie replied on Sun, Dec 9 2012 9:39 AM | Locked

Patti, and all who celebrate Hanukkah, HAPPY HANUKKAH!

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Marie replied on Sun, Dec 9 2012 9:41 AM | Locked

Good one Debbie!

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Mimi replied on Sun, Dec 9 2012 10:23 AM | Locked

Great one Debbie.  I laughed for a long time with this one.

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