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Leslie replied on Sun, Dec 2 2012 6:46 AM | Locked

I think some of us are already at the hoarding stage LOL

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Debbie-do replied on Sun, Dec 2 2012 8:52 AM | Locked

Leslie :

I think some of us are already at the hoarding stage LOL

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!  But I NEEEEED a few more yards!  It's SO pretty!!  I consider my stash to by my retirement account and my beneficiaries are all picked out.  Who needs a ROTH when you can have fabric!?

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weezee56 replied on Sun, Dec 2 2012 11:11 AM | Locked

Debbie-do:

Leslie :

I think some of us are already at the hoarding stage LOL

 

Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!  But I NEEEEED a few more yards!  It's SO pretty!!  I consider my stash to by my retirement account and my beneficiaries are all picked out.  Who needs a ROTH when you can have fabric!?

This is me.... I have three large totes with quilting fabric. One for blues, one for pinks and greens and one is for everything else. I also have three large totes with non-quilting fabric. Running out of closet space. Still buy more if I really like it and its on sale. (Joanns 50% coupons work). I'm hooked.

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Spudgrandma replied on Sun, Dec 2 2012 1:31 PM | Locked

Saw this on FB earlier, too cute and too true!

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said,  "Do you want to talk?  Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with a fellow passenger."
 
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
 
“Oh, I don't know," said the atheist.  "How about why there is no God, no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
 
"OK," she said.  "Those could be interesting topics; but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
 
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea."
 
To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death, when you don't know crap?"
 
And then she went back to reading her book.

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Bonita replied on Sun, Dec 2 2012 1:40 PM | Locked

That was cute and I had to send it on to a couple of people.

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Marie replied on Mon, Dec 3 2012 7:05 PM | Locked

Don't go CHRISTMAS shopping until you watch this YouTube

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Ramona replied on Mon, Dec 3 2012 7:35 PM | Locked

Marie,

You are so very right!  Christ is the reason for the season.

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Mimi replied on Mon, Dec 3 2012 8:30 PM | Locked

Marie,

I have a button I wear this time of year that my church distributed.  It says, "It's okay to say Merry Christmas."  The teller at my bank asked me where I got it and I had an extra to give to her.  She wears it this time of year too.  Loved the video.  Thanks for sharing.

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Dawn replied on Tue, Dec 4 2012 7:34 AM | Locked



If it weren't for the United States military,
there'd be NO United States of America.

THE FINAL INSPECTION

The Soldier stood and faced God,

Which must always come to pass.

He hoped his shoes were shining,

Just as brightly as his brass.

'Step forward now, Soldier,

How shall I deal with you?

Have you always turned the other cheek?

To My Church have you been true?'

The soldier squared his shoulders and said,

'No, Lord, I guess I ain't.

Because those of us who carry guns,

Can't always be a saint.

I've had to work most Sundays,

And at times my talk was tough.

And sometimes I've been violent,

Because the world is awfully rough.

But, I never took a penny,

That wasn't mine to keep...

Though I worked a lot of overtime,

When the bills got just too steep.

And I never passed a cry for help,

Though at times I shook with fear.

And sometimes, God, forgive me,

I've wept unmanly tears.

I know I don't deserve a place,

Among the people here.

They never wanted me around,

Except to calm their fears.

If you've a place for me here, Lord,

It needn't be so grand.

I never expected or had too much,

But if you don't, I'll understand.

There was a silence all around the throne,

Where the saints had often trod.

As the Soldier waited quietly,

For the judgment of his God.

'Step forward now, you Soldier,

You've borne your burdens well.

Walk peacefully on Heaven's streets,

You've done your time in Hell.'

Author Unknown ~

It's the Soldier, not the reporter

Who has given us the freedom of the press.

It's the Soldier, not the poet,
Who has given us the freedom of speech.

It's the Soldier, not the politicians

That ensures our right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

It's the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag, 
And whose coffin is draped by the flag.

If you care to offer the smallest token of recognition and appreciation for the Military,

Please pass this on.

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Marie replied on Tue, Dec 4 2012 9:46 AM | Locked

Dawn, beautiful and so true.  Hugs

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Spudgrandma replied on Tue, Dec 4 2012 3:11 PM | Locked

Dawn:

It's the Soldier, not the reporter

Who has given us the freedom of the press.

It's the Soldier, not the poet,
Who has given us the freedom of speech.

It's the Soldier, not the politicians

That ensures our right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness.

It's the Soldier who salutes the flag,
Who serves beneath the flag, 
And whose coffin is draped by the flag.

 

Amen to that!!!!

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Wed, Dec 5 2012 7:47 AM | Locked

 

 
John went to the local bank to borrow money for a new bull.The loan was made and Banker Bill,who lent the  money,came by a week later to see how the new bull was doing.John complained that the bull just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow.The Banker suggested that he have a veterinarian take a look at the bull.

The next week,the Banker returned to see if the vet had  helped.John really looked very pleased."The bull has  serviced all of my cows!He even broke through the fence and screwed all my neighbor's cows!He's been screwing just about everything in sight.He's like a damn machine!"
"Wow,"said the Banker,"what in the world did the vet do to that bull?"

"The vet just gave him some pills,"replied John.

"What kind of pills?" asked the Banker.

"I don't know but they taste like peppermint."

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Ms MoomMist replied on Wed, Dec 5 2012 11:40 AM | Locked

http://youtu.be/ln01p1M2cH0

A beautiful song!

check it out!

 

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Wed, Dec 5 2012 4:44 PM | Locked

JUST REMEMBER GUY'S YOU AIN'T GET'N ANY YOUNGER
This had me in stitches. It's one of those "candid camera" things.
Check out the looks on the faces of the young girls.
Turn Up The Sound and
ListenTo The Classic Song .. "Only You"

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Nana replied on Wed, Dec 5 2012 10:07 PM | Locked

Spud

I love it.

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