Bonita
I would have been you the man behind her. I would have been rolling in the floor. The story is hilarious and what is even funnier is that she believed you.
Vinton, Virginia
Bonita, I haven't laughed that hard for a very long time. Thanks!
This is too cute...
Life is like a quilt...bits & pieces, joy & sorrow, stitched with love
That is too funny Bonita - people will believe anything today.
Kris:Marie, don't feel bad for sharing this. It makes for good conversation. I usually know when these types of shows come up, my patients ask all kinds of questions and some want to know if they should have the tests or not.
Thanks Kris. What's disappointing is that I thought Dr. Oz was more responsible than that. I used to watch Oprah when he was on and he seemed believable. But like I said before, maybe that statement was used out of context or there was more to it than that.
Millbury, MA
Bonita, that was ROF funny!
Spud, good one and I agree that's good reason for divorce. : )
i will never forget the look on sam's face when i told him how much his new fingernail clippers (my good applique scissors) cost, and now i needed to get a new pair because my former scissors were now unusable for applique.
i didn't need to divorce him, he got the message, so there was no need to train a new husband. he is pretty gun shy and doesn't touch any of my scissors before asking these days, then he's a bit shaky when he does.
gini in north idaho
gini: so there was no need to train a new husband
After 40+ years, I still have a bit of work to do in the scissor department, but he is much better :)
Bonita,
Heard this one before but it is still funny. Actually, my husband was in line the other day buying cat litter for my Mom's cats. Mom recently went to the nursing home for rehab. Anyway, the cashier wanted to know if he had a cat and he said, no, I hate cats. She looked bewildered and the lady behind him said, well, I have cats. Tthe cashier said she loves her cats. Another lady comes up and says she has two in the house and they are going to call me to fall and kill myself. She said she hates cats. This got all the ladies in a discussion so my husband just looked at them and said, well, now that I have that started I'm taking my kitty litter and leaving.
Southwest of San Antonio
Too funny Debbie Do - unfortunately, so true.. LOL
oh, debbie, that is so true.
Debbie, so cute, so true!
Brain Study... I've seen this with letters out of order, but not with numbers. 7H15 M3554G353RV35 7O PR0V3H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4ND0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG17 WA5 H4RD BU7N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3Y0UR M1ND 1SR34D1NG 174U70M471C4LLYW17H 0U7 3V3N7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,B3 PROUD! 0NLYC3R741N P30PL3 C4NR3AD 7H15.PL3453 F0RW4RD 1FU C4N R34D 7H15. If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line. Only great minds can read this.If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too!Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseaethe huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! FORWARD THIS ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT! Put 'yes' in the subject line!
Brain Study...
I've seen this with letters out of order, but not with numbers.
7H15 M3554G353RV35 7O PR0V3H0W 0UR M1ND5 C4ND0 4M4Z1NG 7H1NG5!1MPR3551V3 7H1NG5!1N 7H3 B3G1NN1NG17 WA5 H4RD BU7N0W, 0N 7H15 LIN3Y0UR M1ND 1SR34D1NG 174U70M471C4LLYW17H 0U7 3V3N7H1NK1NG 4B0U7 17,B3 PROUD! 0NLYC3R741N P30PL3 C4NR3AD 7H15.PL3453 F0RW4RD 1FU C4N R34D 7H15.
If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person that sent it to you with 'yes' in the subject line. Only great minds can read this.If you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid, too!Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseaethe huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh, and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! FORWARD THIS ONLY IF YOU CAN READ IT!
Put 'yes' in the subject line!