Top 10 Posters

Joke/Inspiration of the Day #2

Page 25 of 59 (879 items) « First ... < Previous 23 24 25 26 27 Next > ... Last » | RSS

rated by 0 users
This post has 878 Replies | 28 Followers

Top 10 Contributor
Female
Posts 13,449
Points 176,348
Marie replied on Fri, Nov 2 2012 5:50 PM | Locked

Loved it Gini!

Millbury, MA

  • | Post Points: 20
Top 10 Contributor
Female
Posts 13,449
Points 176,348
Marie replied on Fri, Nov 2 2012 5:50 PM | Locked

Kris, too funny but true!

Millbury, MA

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 10 Contributor
Female
Posts 13,449
Points 176,348
Marie replied on Fri, Nov 2 2012 5:52 PM | Locked

Beautiful Ramona!

Millbury, MA

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 10 Contributor
Female
Posts 9,443
Points 127,624
Spudgrandma replied on Fri, Nov 2 2012 6:55 PM | Locked

Ramona:
May all our quilts be threadbare and worn, allowing
Christ to shine through!

Thank you Ramona, I needed that today... (((HUGS)))

Life is like a quilt...bits & pieces, joy & sorrow, stitched with love

  • | Post Points: 5
Not Ranked
Female
Posts 59
Points 590
Pat Frontuto replied on Fri, Nov 2 2012 6:55 PM | Locked
What's in every Quilter's Quilt that can't be seen, smelled or even touched? Think really hard everyone:) Simple, It's a Labor of Love by the one who makes it, and gives it away:)

Blessings,

Pat F, Jamestown, NY

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 10 Contributor
Female
Posts 28,415
Points 415,724
gini replied on Mon, Nov 5 2012 1:47 PM | Locked

http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=GBaHPND2QJg&feature=youtu.be

gini in north idaho

  • | Post Points: 20
Top 50 Contributor
Female
Posts 2,578
Points 47,535
Debbie-do replied on Mon, Nov 5 2012 11:24 PM | Locked

That was a real treat, Gini!  Wouldn't it be fun to be caught in a flash mob like that!?

Southwest of San Antonio

  • | Post Points: 20
Top 10 Contributor
Female
Posts 13,314
Points 154,598
Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Tue, Nov 6 2012 4:52 PM | Locked

Gee Marie - thanks for the explanation of Hell.  Of course being a former resident of Michigan, I know that Hell (Mich.) freezes quite often.  :o) 

Marge (AKA Dimples)

Griffin, GA

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 10 Contributor
Female
Posts 13,314
Points 154,598
Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Tue, Nov 6 2012 4:54 PM | Locked

Great health tip Kris.  :o) 

Marge (AKA Dimples)

Griffin, GA

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 10 Contributor
Female
Posts 13,314
Points 154,598
Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Tue, Nov 6 2012 4:55 PM | Locked

I have loved your recent posts Gini.  I don't get on here much lately because of work and trying to get Christmas gifts made in time for this Christmas :o( 

Marge (AKA Dimples)

Griffin, GA

  • | Post Points: 20
Top 25 Contributor
Female
Posts 9,059
Points 170,827
MNnancy replied on Tue, Nov 6 2012 5:01 PM | Locked

Beautiful music!  I'm forwarding it on...


On the banks of the Mississippi River in north central Minnesota (Brainerd lakes area)

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 10 Contributor
Female
Posts 13,314
Points 154,598
Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Tue, Nov 6 2012 5:05 PM | Locked


There are two statues in a park; One of a nude man and one of a nude woman.

They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when

one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings

the two to life!!!!!!!! 



The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred

blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty

minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
      


He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.



The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
 
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and

laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left,

would you care to do it again?'


He asks her 'Shall we?'


She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions....This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you poo on its head!'
 


AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ????!!!
 -

Marge (AKA Dimples)

Griffin, GA

  • | Post Points: 50
Top 10 Contributor
Female
Posts 28,415
Points 415,724
gini replied on Tue, Nov 6 2012 5:57 PM | Locked

Marge (AKA Dimples):
AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING ????!!! -

this is not what i was thinking.

gini in north idaho

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 25 Contributor
Female
Posts 9,059
Points 170,827
MNnancy replied on Tue, Nov 6 2012 9:42 PM | Locked

You find the best jokes, Marge!


On the banks of the Mississippi River in north central Minnesota (Brainerd lakes area)

  • | Post Points: 5
Top 10 Contributor
Female
Posts 27,720
Points 436,870
Nana replied on Tue, Nov 6 2012 9:48 PM | Locked

Marge

That definitely isn't what I was thinking.   Love it.

Vinton, Virginia

  • | Post Points: 20
Page 25 of 59 (879 items) « First ... < Previous 23 24 25 26 27 Next > ... Last » | RSS
Have a Question? | About Us | Privacy Policy | Join Today © 2014 F+W All rights reserved.
By using this site, you agree to our Terms of Use