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Leslie replied on Wed, Oct 31 2012 5:16 AM | Locked

Marie, love it

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Kris replied on Thu, Nov 1 2012 2:02 AM | Locked

gini:
 CUTE AND FUNNY FACTS

This was a fun read Gini. Thanks for sharing.

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Kris replied on Thu, Nov 1 2012 2:06 AM | Locked

Good one Clare.

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gini replied on Thu, Nov 1 2012 8:15 PM | Locked

SEX AT 77 I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 77.I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.And it's the same side of the street.I don't even have to cross the road!

 ~~~~~ Answering machine message,"I am not available right now,but thank you for caring enough to call.I am making some changes in my life.Please leave a message after the beep.If I do not return your call,you are one of the changes."

 ~~~~~ Aspire to inspire before you expire.

 ~~~~~ My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine

. ~~~~~ Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

~~~~~ Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

~~~~~ The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.

~~~~~ God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.

 ~~~~~ I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

~~~~~ Every morning is the dawn of a new error.

 ~~~~~ The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control,mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

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Spudgrandma replied on Thu, Nov 1 2012 9:58 PM | Locked

gini:
 ~~~~~ The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control,mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

 

Thanks for the chuckle gini, I really liked the last one.

Life is like a quilt...bits & pieces, joy & sorrow, stitched with love

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Kris replied on Thu, Nov 1 2012 10:10 PM | Locked

This was posted on the radiologists bulletin board today:

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Spudgrandma replied on Thu, Nov 1 2012 10:11 PM | Locked

Kris, that is soooo funny and so true...LOL

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Nana replied on Thu, Nov 1 2012 10:37 PM | Locked

Gini

These are great.  I totally agree with frustration from trying to find your glasses without your glasses.  I also love the quote of the month.

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Nana replied on Thu, Nov 1 2012 10:38 PM | Locked

Kris

That is about the truth....ROFLOL

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Kris replied on Fri, Nov 2 2012 2:33 AM | Locked

gini:
The quote of the month is by Jay Leno:"With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control,mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of bird flu and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"

This is an awesome quote Gini. So true.

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I love this one too.

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gini replied on Fri, Nov 2 2012 2:50 AM | Locked

good one, kris

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Leslie replied on Fri, Nov 2 2012 5:55 AM | Locked

Kris and Gini , very funny

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Ramona replied on Fri, Nov 2 2012 11:38 AM | Locked
"The Quilt Holes"
 
As I faced my Maker at the last judgment, I knelt before
the Lord along with all the other souls.Before each of
us laid our lives like the squares of a quilt in many
piles; an angel sat before each of us sewing our quilt
squares together into a tapestry that was our life.
 
But as my angel took each piece of cloth off the pile, I
noticed how ragged and empty each of my squares was.
They were filled with giant holes. Each square was
labeled with a part of my life that had been difficult,
the challenges and temptations I was faced with in every
day life. I saw hardships that I endured, which were
the largest holes of all.
 
I glanced around me. Nobody else had such squares.
Other than a tiny hole here and there, the other
tapestries were filled with rich colour and the bright
hues of worldly fortune. I gazed upon my own life and
was disheartened.
 
My angel was sewing the ragged pieces of cloth together,
threadbare and empty, like binding air.
 
Finally the time came when each life was to be
displayed, held up to the light, the scrutiny of truth.
The others rose, each in turn, holding up their
tapestries.. So filled their lives had been. My angel
looked upon me and nodded for me to rise.
 
My gaze dropped to the ground in shame. I hadn't had
all the earthly fortunes. I had love in my life and
laughter. But there had also been trials of illness and
wealth, and false accusations that took from me my
world, as I knew it. I had to start over many times.. I
often struggled with the temptation to quit, only to
somehow muster the strength to pick up and begin again.
I spent many nights on my knees in prayer, asking for
help and guidance in my life. I had often been held up
to ridicule, which I endured painfully, each time
offering it up to the Father in hopes that I would not
melt within my skin beneath the judgmental gaze of those
who unfairly judged me.
 
And now, I had to face the truth: My life was what it
was, and I had to accept it for what it was.
 
I rose and slowly lifted the combined squares of my life
to the light. An awe-filled gasp filled the air. I
gazed around at the others who stared at me with wide eyes.
 
Then, I looked upon the tapestry before me. Light
flooded the many holes, creating an iMage: the face of
Christ. Then our Lord stood before me, with warmth and
love in His eyes. He said, 'Every time you gave over
your life to Me, it became My life, My hardships, and My
struggles.
 
'Each point of light in your life is when you stepped
aside and let Me shine through, until there was more of
Me than there was of you.'
 
May all our quilts be threadbare and worn, allowing
Christ to shine through!


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Nana replied on Fri, Nov 2 2012 1:15 PM | Locked

Ramona

Awesome.  That one starts the tears a flowing.

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Ginny replied on Fri, Nov 2 2012 2:04 PM | Locked

Beautiful inspiration, Ramona.    Ginny

 

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