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Marie replied on Tue, Oct 23 2012 9:50 AM | Locked

A sweet old lady is asked to say Grace at a gathering of "Seniors at Home" caregivers, and she brought down the house about 90 seconds into her prayer. Enjoy!
  
 

Click here: http://stg.do/9i0c

 
 

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Nana replied on Tue, Oct 23 2012 9:58 AM | Locked

Marie

This was great and oh so true.  Loved it.

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Bev replied on Tue, Oct 23 2012 10:39 AM | Locked

I love the poem she read at the end.  Bless her heart.

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Bonita replied on Tue, Oct 23 2012 12:20 PM | Locked

Debbie-do:

Must... .have... chocolate!

 

OK. Follow that truck!!!

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Spudgrandma replied on Tue, Oct 23 2012 12:38 PM | Locked

Marie:

A sweet old lady is asked to say Grace at a gathering of "Seniors at Home" caregivers, and she brought down the house about 90 seconds into her prayer. Enjoy!
  
 

Click here: http://stg.do/9i0c

 
 

 

This made my day!

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Marie replied on Tue, Oct 23 2012 1:39 PM | Locked

Me too Spud.

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Tue, Oct 23 2012 3:43 PM | Locked

Debbie ---- now that is my idea of a candy bar!!!!

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Kris replied on Wed, Oct 24 2012 1:34 AM | Locked

I'm once more caught up on this thread. Thanks for the laughs and food for thought. I loved Mary Maxwell's invocation and want some of that truck.

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Marie replied on Wed, Oct 24 2012 10:25 AM | Locked

This is one of those W O W moments!
How did anyone think to figure this out and then do this?  
 

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Nana replied on Wed, Oct 24 2012 12:39 PM | Locked

Marie

Wow is right.  Beautiful and amazing.

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gini replied on Wed, Oct 24 2012 2:01 PM | Locked

very cool marie, my mom used to entertain us with shadow puppets when i was a kid

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Spudgrandma replied on Wed, Oct 24 2012 2:18 PM | Locked

Definitely a WOW moment Marie...

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Marge (AKA Dimples) replied on Wed, Oct 24 2012 4:51 PM | Locked

A young Law student, having failed his Law exam, goes up to his crusty
old professor, who is renowned for his razor-sharp legal mind.

Student: "Sir, do you really understand everything about this subject?"

Professor: "Actually, I probably do. Otherwise I wouldn't be a
professor, would I?"

Student: "OK. So I'd like to ask you a question. If you can give me the
correct answer, I will accept my marks as it is. If you can't give me
the correct answer, however, you'll have to give me an "A".

Professor: "Hmmmm, alright. So what's the question?"

Student: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal, and
neither logical nor legal?"

The professor wracks his famous brain, but just can't crack the answer.
Finally he gives up and changes the student's failing mark into an "A"
as agreed, and the student goes away, very pleased.

The professor continues to wrack his brain over the question all
afternoon, but still can't get the answer. So finally he calls in a
group of his brightest students and tells them he has a really, really
tough question to answer: "What is legal but not logical, logical but
not legal, and neither logical nor legal?"

To the professor's surprise (and embarrassment), all the students
immediately raise their hands.

"All right" says the professor and asks his favorite student to answer

"It's quite easy, sir" says the student "You see, you are 75 years old
and married to a 30 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical.
Your wife has a 22 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. And
your wife's lover failed his exam but you've just given him an "A",
which is neither legal, nor logical."


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Clare replied on Wed, Oct 24 2012 10:45 PM | Locked

Probably everyone has already seen this but I still thought I'd share it. Have a great day xx

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Clare replied on Wed, Oct 24 2012 10:50 PM | Locked

Another one for you

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