Loved the deer crossing!!! She must be a blonde from the city. Being a blonde and living in the country we watch for deer anywhere, 24-7, We know the places they are most likey to run out into the road and always drive more alert. We have large metal grill guards on all our pickups for this reason. There is a game reserve near us, hunting season will be open soon.. The deer are up here in our hills hiding. I can tell you several deer stories but thats another day. You gotta watch out for those OKIE deer, they have tough hides. bj
Love the deer crossing! I also listened to the follow-up call she made. Donna has now been informed.
10 Things I know about you...
1) U are reading this
2) U are human.
3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips
4) U just attempted to do it
6) U are laughing at yourself
7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5
9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone else does it, too.
10) U are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it
Loved it, Marge, so much so I passed it along.
good one marge
gini in north idaho
I think that was the first smile i've made all day Marge.
Quilting My Rainbow
husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time
we had sex together over sixty years ago? We went behind the village
tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.'Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.'OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?'Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!'A
police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and,
having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these
two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on
them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.The
elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support
aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern
and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about
ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground. The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know. After
about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple
struggle to their
feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching
and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what
their secret is. So,
as the couple passes, he says to them, 'Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
some sort of secret to this?' Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, 'Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence.'
I just never saw one mounted and framed."
Marge, I just laughed so hard I just about had tears running down my leg. Hope I make it to being married 60 years. Maybe they'll have something better than electric fences by then. LOL
marge, you bad, thanks for the laughs
Marge, you should warn us to swallow our beverage first.
Must... .have... chocolate!
Southwest of San Antonio
Hilarious. Thanks for the laugh.
Two good one's Marge, too funny!