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Nana replied on Sat, Sep 22 2012 7:53 AM | Locked

Cute one Vivian.

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Marie replied on Sat, Sep 22 2012 9:48 AM | Locked

Vivian :

I think my house is on fire..... Oh wait.....it's me....

Vivien, if you're like me, it's you!  Wowzer!

 

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MNnancy replied on Sat, Sep 22 2012 10:51 AM | Locked

Funny, Thea!  I forwarded that to all my "old" friends!


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MNnancy replied on Sat, Sep 22 2012 10:52 AM | Locked

Awesome is right, Gini!  I posted the link to my Facebook page.


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MNnancy replied on Sat, Sep 22 2012 10:54 AM | Locked

Know these guys personally, Vivian?  Wow, now I have to take a cold shower...


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Ramona replied on Sat, Sep 22 2012 3:45 PM | Locked

Whew, I'm still panting after that one Vivian.

 

Now, to follow with this one.............

The Haircut
 
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.
 
 
His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut.  Then we'll talk about the car."
 
The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.
 
After about six weeks his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut."
 
 
The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair."
 
(You're going to love the Dad's reply!)
 
 
"Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
 

 

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Vivian replied on Sat, Sep 22 2012 3:56 PM | Locked

MNnancy:
Know these guys personally

Unfortunatly no, the members of our local fire department aren't as photogenic.  Probably just as well, lots of false alarms etc.

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Clare replied on Sun, Sep 23 2012 12:08 AM | Locked

Not sure where this came from oroginally but it showed up on a FB group I belong to. I hope you all enjoy it

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Dawn replied on Sun, Sep 23 2012 7:16 AM | Locked

Clare, Love it! 

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Nana replied on Sun, Sep 23 2012 7:22 AM | Locked

Ramona

Love it.  

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Nana replied on Sun, Sep 23 2012 7:22 AM | Locked

Clare

Yep...That is about right.  Great one.

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Marie replied on Sun, Sep 23 2012 9:20 AM | Locked

Good one Clare!

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Barbara replied on Sun, Sep 23 2012 9:33 AM | Locked

clare  Ilove it  

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MNnancy replied on Sun, Sep 23 2012 9:48 PM | Locked

Cute one, Clare!


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gini replied on Mon, Sep 24 2012 12:54 AM | Locked

good one clare

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