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gini replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 5:32 PM | Locked

well leslie, this is the best explanation i have seen for the missing sock mysteries.   sam once got so irritated at "ME" for all the onsies in their own special drawer, yes they take up an entire drawer, i just know they will turn up someday.   the problem is the kids outgrow their socks before i find the mates.  anyway.   i finally told the dear boy that missing socks were a fact of life and if he wanted to be a millionaire,  solve this irritating  problem and people would pay him money.

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Ramona replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 5:57 PM | Locked

Leslie :

 

Boy am I glad that's finally settled. I thought I was losing my mind wondering where those socks went.  Thanks for the answer!

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Leslie replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 5:59 PM | Locked

Gini, so true,  I don't even wait for the mates to show up anymore, I automatically toss the stray

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gini replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 6:01 PM | Locked

Leslie :
I don't even wait for the mates to show up anymore, I automatically toss the stray

that's a little harsh, don't you think?  they should get, at the very  least, one last chance, poor things.  now you've got me feeling sorry for all your tossed socks.

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Ramona replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 6:07 PM | Locked

Boy Leslie,

Poor little sock losing it's mate like that. Not even a chance of reconciliation. You a hard one. LOL

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Marie replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 6:27 PM | Locked

ROFLOL  You guys are funny!

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Leslie replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 8:12 PM | Locked

LOL,  Im sorry but they never show up

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Barbara replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 8:18 PM | Locked

Oh I use those mates to the lost sock for dust rags and such. Mine don't go to waste,or get lonely..

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Nana replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 8:28 PM | Locked

Leslie

This is great.  It is so good to finally have an answer to the Missing Sock Mystery....LOL>

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Nana replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 8:30 PM | Locked

Gee Barbara so instead of just being lonely your onesie socks get smeared in the dirt. 

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gini replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 9:14 PM | Locked

Leslie :
Im sorry but they never show up

 well that's because you are so mean and toss their mates out without a chance.   they know their true mates are no longer around, so why return to your house.  word gets out,  you know.

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gini replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 9:15 PM | Locked

at least barbara keeps them busy until their mates show up.

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Barbara replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 9:18 PM | Locked

Nana not all of them just the stained ones..LOL the ones that are in good shape are put in a nice soft basket till the mates show up ,which is usually in the next load of laundry

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Barbara replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 9:18 PM | Locked

Oh the work ones are treated will ,the don't get lonely I keep them all together .

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MNnancy replied on Wed, Aug 29 2012 9:25 PM | Locked

... And to think people considered those of us with "talking pets" in the animals forum a little nuts.  You guys are claiming socks have feelings...


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