OOKKAAAY!! Dosen't this help!!  Thank-you from everyone who sat at their computer and went HUH??

Actually helps me... was wondering what dh, mil, etc stood for.... LOL

Love those acronyms - especially "fart", "sex" and "stash". Way too funny, but oh, so true

Thanks,Everyone who contributed to the listing.  I teach quilting techniques and am always looking for tidbits to share with my students.  They will love the FART, SEX, and new STASH definitions among others!  Dee

I'm afraid I have a SABLE condition in my house.  These acronyms are really helpful.  The only question that remains is, who gets the stash when I'm gone?  :)

My kids figure if they have a fabric sale @ $1 a yard, other addicts will have more in their stash, my kids will be multi-millionaires and whatever is left will make GoodWill sooooo happy!  Now, about the teapots........

BIL brother in law

Love it, love it, love it!  I had heard most of these before, but several were new to me.  I especially enjoyed FART and RUF (my sisters purchase a lot of RUF - must be due to their age, does that mean it is RUFage??)

I will have to print these out and keep them handy!  Thanks so much for making me laugh today, I really needed it.

roflmao = rolling on floor laughing my a_ _ off

Yeah!!!! acronyms , now how do I print just the list with out everyones comments attached   -

I just read through all of these and had to smile.  Has anyone just wrote totally in this yet and gotten responses?  Love to see the answeres and try to figure them out.  :)

Some of those are too funny and I need to be using them.  lol

I copied and pasted only the acronyms into Microsoft Word.  Can be stored and/or printed from there.  Or paste in e-mail and print.  

Now I know what you are all talking about.  Thanks a lot.

Gwen

Gina I copied and pasted only the acronyms into Microsoft Word.  Can be stored and/or printed from there.  Or paste in e-mail and print.

Thanks Gina, I have done the same.  

FYI I thought  TTFN came from Tigger, of Winnie the Pooh fame! Of course Pooh bear is Brittish!

If you have Excel or other spreadsheet program, the copy & paste works in it, too and you don't have to do much in the way of formatting. Some of these are hysterical and I will definitely be using them more!!

In May 2010, We took a trip to see our ds and ddil in Alaska.  There is a list of all the quilt shops on the internet.   I hit all the shops but the ones in Fairbanks and North Pole.  Yes, the  North Pole has a very nice quilt shop.     The material was sent home by the Post office.  That was some  FART.  My small quilt group has dips on each other fabric stash.

very confused where can i go to get help new super beginner at sewing and quilting really nerding some advice

where can i go for somehelp and advice super beginner to sewing and quilting but very interested

This list is terrific!  I learned so many new acronyms that i didn't know!  Thanks

Maryellen

How about what my husband says I have...

QOCD....Quilting obssesive compulsive disorder

Oops... That should have read

QOCD.... Quilting obsessive compulsive disorderED!